Lettre aux US. A Letter To the US from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there's a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America. To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14.
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Monty Pythons. Nouvel An Belge N°5 - BiP /// BelgiansInParis. PageRank Algorithm Reveals Soccer Teams' Strategies. Many readers will have watched the final of the Euro 2012 soccer championships on Sunday in which Spain demolished a tired Italian team by 4 goals to nil.
The result, Spain’s third major championship in a row, confirms the team as the best in the world and one of the greatest in history. So what makes Spain so good? Fans, pundits and sports journalists all point to Spain’s famous strategy of accurate quick-fire passing, known as the tiki-taka style. It’s easy to spot and fabulous to watch, as the game on Sunday proved. Humour geek. Shit Silicon Valley Says. Ca Se Discute - Kad et Olivier & Gad Elmaleh. Ce que disent les Parisiens. NORMAN - LES APPLE ADDICT.
Le top 5 des phrases à ne pas dire face au rabbin qui vous demande de prouver votre judéité. Par The SefWoman - Lundi 12 décembre 2011 « Et vous d’abord, qu’est-ce qui me prouve que vous êtes juif ?
» Allez, j’attends. Vous croyez quoi ? Vous avez une barbe, vous baragouinez quatre mots d’hébreu. . « Par rapport aux critères nazis, vous vous situez où exactement ? Avoir une mère juive, donc qui a elle-même une mère juive. . « C’est moi qui ai financé la réfection de la synagogue » Ah, vous êtes déjà au courant. . « Ce qui compte, c’est que je me sente juive dans mon cœur » Escalation of the War Between Developers, Designers and Project Managers…with QA! 5 raisons pour la Séfarade d'épouser un Ashkénaze. Par The SefWoman - Dimanche 4 décembre 2011 Raison 1 : Il ne croit pas/plus en Dieu L’Ashkénaze n’est pas particulièrement rancunier, mais partant du principe que Dieu est mort à Auschwitz et que les absents ont toujours tort, il est un peu fâché avec.
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Vous Etes Perdu ? The illustrated guide to a Ph.D. Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge: By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little: By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more: With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty:
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Think Coca-Cola, Nike, or McDonald’s – what do you instantly picture in mind? Right, their logos. Great logos will never allow their consumers forget about the brand – it’s what prompts them choose one product over alternative: people tend to stick to something familiar, something that brings up positive associations. While the implementation of an effective logo can set a company up for success, the opposite is also possible. When outside input isn’t gathered to evaluate logo prototypes, designers can miss major steps and the result can be disastrous.
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Il aurait sans doute été beaucoup plus inspiré s’il avait adapté le texte de Woody Allen intitulé "Next Life". « In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. Like this: J'aime chargement… Cette entrée, publiée dans jour, est taguée Benjamin Button, Woody Allen. Instants! Collection. Pub des nuls.