So Turn Around and I'll Pick Up the Slack (Tony/Jarvis) Easy to Blur (Clint/Coulson) Fill Double Penetration (Steve/Loki/Tony) Fucking Machine (Steve/Tony) Big Happy Family (Tony/Multiple) Snow-White Weed (Loki/ Multiple OMCs) Lack of Restraint (Steve/Tony) For You (Thor/Loki) But With A Whimper (Steve/Tony) Okay, here’s the thing: Everyone expects Captain America to say ‘copulate’ instead of ‘sex,’ to run away screaming when anyone so much as pecks him on the cheek, and overall be die-hard vanilla.
Which, okay, he is sometimes, he certainly was at the beginning of- of whatever the hell this thing is that they’re doing, but Steve’s always been a fast learner. So when Steve blushingly asks him to wear a butt-plug for a day and won’t tell him why, he’s still sort of surprised, but come on, Captain America + butt plug = confused but very turned-on Tony. The butt plug is distracting; to say the least- he sits through a meeting and resists the urge to rub off on the table leg- Steve watches him the entire time with a half-smirk, and then spends half an hour teasing the rim of a water bottle with his mouth, which really, really doesn’t help. Tony grabs at Steve the moment the door is closed, but Steve bats him off.
“Tony,” he says. Tony watches him leave, gaping. Steve nods jerkily. Steve smiles. Brotherly Love Series (Thor/Loki) A Monumentally Supid Idea (Loki/Tony) So.
This is plotless and shameless smut for my dearest Manu to make the long days until a certain someone gets back from Japan more bearable. And also to help her poor knees heal. Word to the wise people; tube stations are not the place for religious experiences! Anyhow. This is a full on graphic representation of two really hot men getting far more friendly than a hero and a villain ever should. Disclaimer: Did you see Loki naked in the Avengers? Favourites make me happy, reviews make me ecstatic! Love to you all and thanks to La Squid for reading this through then telling me where my paragraph long sentences could do with some breaks. Monumentally stupid ideas. This was possibly the most monumentally stupidest idea Tony had had in a very long time. Worse than challenging Thor to a drinking contest (hey, the guy once almost drank up the ocean!). Nope.
And if this went wrong then it might also take a large part of the Manhattan area up with it too. Who was he to complain? "I am a God-" Life Is Never Gentle (sequel but NOT PWP) I promised a sequel :D This chapter is very much a PWP but plot will follow.
For those of you who haven't read the first story; a Monumentally Stupid Idea, all you need to know is that it is also a PWP and all you really need to take from it is: A) Illicit relationship between Loki and Tony and B) Pepper caught them at it. There are no warnings for this chapter beyond hot sex between two insanely hot men. The rest of the story will have warnings, but since I'm not entirely sure yet what they'll be I'll put them at the top of each new update. This is for Manu, as always, as a little pick-me-up in her very very busy life. Un-beta'd although I have attempted to go over with a fine-toothed comb.