Anne Hathaway's one true name is Annie. One can sometimes simply tell when a person’s not going by the right name.
You meet a grown man named Robert, take one look at his Captain America wallet, and know that deep down, in his heart, he’s really a Bobby; the flip side is also true, like when you meet someone named “Rand” and go, “wow, yes, you are the most Rand person ever to be named Rand, and also, fuck you.” That was our response when we learned that for years—as in, all the years she’s spent in the public eye—Anne Hathaway has wanted people to call her Annie.
Here she is, explaining the situation to one James Thomas Fallon. Anne Hathaway is the most Annie person who has ever Annied. (We’re also pretty into “Miss H,” and if the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race does not feature a queen using that moniker then we and all other pop culture sites will have failed.) And we are not shading Annie Hathaway here! Send Great Job, Internet tips to gji@theonion.com. Consider the Hathaway. Anne Hathaway Thinks Over Every Instagram Twice Before Sending. Anne Hathaway Says 'There Is a Script' For 'Princess Diaries 3' Colossal, Anne Hathaway’s monster movie, reviewed. Cate Cameron/Toyfight Productions Colossal hides a dark and unsettling movie inside the cragged green skin of a kaiju monster spectacular.
Actually, a couple of dark, unsettling movies. The high-concept premise is a diversion: Hard-drinking New York blogger Gloria (Anne Hathaway), laid off and cast out by her boyfriend, returns to her depressed hometown, where she quickly returns to old habits at a bar owned by childhood friend Oscar (Jason Sudeikis). After an all-night imbibing session, she wakes up late the next day to find that a gangly monster—the illegitimate runt of Godzilla’s litter—has destroyed large sections of Seoul. There’s something familiar about this monster’s nervous tics, not to mention its favored hour of mayhem, right around the time Gloria is at her most sloshed and destructive. On Anne Hathaway and the Creation of Monsters. Anne Hathaway Reveals Her Stoner Habits, Pokes Fun at Her Infamous Oscar Speech. Anne Hathaway celebrated 4/20 with two late night appearances -- one on Watch What Happens Live and another on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
Bravo host Andy Cohen got the Oscar-winning actress to dish the dirt during his “Plead the Fifth” segment, asking her how big of a stoner she was in honor of the pot-centric holiday. WATCH: EXCLUSIVE: Anne Hathaway on Filming 'Colossal' While Pregnant & Working With Kim Kardashian: 'She's So Sweet' “Not a little one,” she teased laughing. “But here's the thing, here's the thing though. I'm a parent and I don't feel like getting arrested so I'm gonna say zero.
I guess I just should've pleaded the 5th on that one, but I don't have a card or anything.” The Colossal star also wasn’t afraid to poke fun at herself. Colossal, Anne Hathaway’s monster movie, reviewed. A Tale of Two Oscar-Winning Actresses: Why Has Jennifer Lawrence Become a Media Darling by Breaking All the Rules, While Well-Behaved Anne Hathaway Is Getting Flack? For centuries, public-relations historians will recount how the 2013 awards season produced two Oscar-winning actresses, who, despite being voted best in their field by their colleagues in the Academy, were not both treated the best by the press.
Defying conventional Hollywood wisdom, Jennifer Lawrence has become a media darling by showing seemingly little interest in modifying herself for the media, discussing in interviews everything from being “uneducated” to her deep-seated desire to be so unburdened by work that she does not have to change her pants for days on end. She has reminisced about a cheese steak she housed before her first Oscars, ate a mailbox-size burrito mid–Vanity Fair interview, and salivated over McDonald’s French fries on this weekend’s red carpet.
If Jennifer Lawrence created the litmus test for likeability this season, Anne Hathaway has for some reason lowered the curve. Anne Hathaway: In Defense of the Happy Girl. Oh, Anne!
With your small head and pert nose and oversized, ready smile and glossy pixie cut and squeakily tuneful speaking voice, uttering lines like “It came true!” As you gaze at your newly won Oscar with moistened doe-eyes, wearing a powder-pink Prada gown adorned with diamonds and bows: Why are you so annoying? Just flip randomly through the photographs of women on the red carpet: their faces are taut and inscrutable, their bodies often posed in the defensive posture of one muscled arm on hip. They smile without teeth. Their eyes are glazed and look off into a hazy middle distance, guarding some secret. Let’s take a quick survey of the people who were applauded for their red-carpet performances. Raw Video: Anne Hathaway backstage at Oscars. How Annoying Is Anne Hathaway: A Scientific Inquiry On January 18th, the online magazine The Daily Beast, which now incorporates what remains of Newsweek, ran an article about the actress Anne Hathaway who had won a Golden Globe as Best Actress a few days before and then made a speech that some regarded as artificial and actressy.
The Daily Beast article began like this: "Run a Google search for 'Anne Hathaway' and 'annoying,' and 1.5 million search results are returned. " Anne Hathaway is a famous person and, as a result there is a great deal of information, opinion, and general mention of her on the Internet. This makes the use of Google's raw data as a device for gathering news about her -- or anyone else in the public eye for that matter -- somewhat imprecise. For instance, a search for "President Obama" and "annoying" yields 6.5 million results indicting -- by the Daily Beast reporter's methodology, at least -- that he is more than four times more annoying than Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway Is A Breakfast Diva on Set. This Just Hen You Screwed Up My Eggs, 4 Times!!!
Anne Hathaway likes her eggs just so, and God help the chef who goes astray. Hathaway was on the Paramount lot last week shooting a Japanese commercial when she ordered breakfast -- a poached egg, along with an English muffin and avocado. The guys catering the shoot were going crazy, because she sent the dish back 4 TIMES!! 1st try: Poached egg too runny. 2nd try: English muffin was cold because it sat while egg #2 was being poached. 3rd try: Egg #2 cold because it sat while chef toasted muffin #2. 4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg. The Three Types Of Anne Hathaway Movies. Anne Hathaway is out this weekend with “The Intern,” a movie that also stars Robert De Niro in a delightful role-reversal: Hathaway plays a stressed-out boss, and De Niro an intern.
That’s the extent of the joke. And judging by the trailer, the movie doesn’t get any more sophisticated than that. “The Intern” doesn’t seem like a great movie: It’s earned a middling score of 55 percent fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, and we’re still in September, a traditional dump-month for movies that don’t test well. “The Intern” is, on the other hand, a fantastic opportunity to look at the career of Hathaway, one of the best and, oddly, most polarizing actors working today. Riffing on our previous Hollywood Taxonomy coverage, I used Rotten Tomatoes and OpusData to find the critical reception and box office performance, respectively, of all the movies that had Hathaway in a starring role. The best I could do was sort them into these three relatively distinct categories: Failed Rom-Coms You get the idea.
Wrong. Huffingtonpost. Anne Hathaway Embraces Her Inner Miley Cyrus On 'Lip Sync Battle' Anne Hathaway Gets Emotional About Her Haters On 'Ellen' After her win at the 2013 Oscars, negative articles about Anne Hathaway -- for whatever reason -- surfaced on the Internet.
(Here, here, and here.) Well, she saw those articles, and she sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to talk about how she handled the cyberbullies in an appearance airing Thursday. After accidentally stumbling upon a story titled "Why Does Everybody Hate Anne Hathaway," the 31-year-old actress told Ellen: "I listened [to the bullies] at first. I couldn't help it. Anne Hathaway Tormented By 14-Year-Old Bully. LOS ANGELES—Calling the teen’s behavior “ruthless” and “out of control,” Oscar-winning actress Anne Hathaway confirmed to reporters today that for the past few months she has been routinely and viciously bullied both in person and across a wide variety of social media by 14-year-old Jenny Schroeder.
According to Hathaway, the “incredibly mean” eighth-grader has targeted the Hollywood leading lady specifically with increasingly brazen acts of cruelty, including posting threatening messages on the 30-year-old’s Facebook page and making numerous disparaging remarks about Hathaway’s physical appearance, often uttered directly to her or within earshot of her.
“And all of her friends have gotten in on it too,” added Hathaway, wiping tears from her eyes. “I try to avoid them, but they’re always around. They’re awful. I can hear them laughing at me wherever I go.” Anne Hathaway: Why do so many people hate Anne Hathaway. Hathaway hate theories: Do women dislike girlish women because we hate girls? Photo by Adrian Sanchez-Gonzalez/AFP/Getty Images Sasha Weiss of The New Yorker has the latest entry in the seemingly endless rounds of backlash against Anne Hathaway. It is strange enough that it won’t get lost in the mix, a credo that ends up insulting the actress Weiss purports to defend. Weiss proposes that Hathaway is disliked because she acts like a little girl, and Americans have an irrational hatred of little girls. Anne Hathaway, James Franco Spend Every Moment Of Oscars Tearing Into Jesse Eisenberg.
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