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Dick Cheney appears younger following death of Colin Powell - Duffel Blog. By Paul J.

Dick Cheney appears younger following death of Colin Powell - Duffel Blog

O’Leary CASPER, Wy. – Sources close to Dick Cheney report the former vice president has been looking nearly 20 years younger since the death of former Secretary of State Colin Powell. A Secret Service agent who requested anonymity reported seeing the former head of KBR doing morning windsprints, practicing break dancing, and doing Parkour following the death of Powell.

David Letterman: Top Ten Ways to Irritate Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney Finally Hunts Down, Kills Man He Shot In Face In 2006. MCLEAN, VA—Nearly 13 years after shooting the prominent Texas attorney and political donor in the face, former Vice President Dick Cheney told reporters Tuesday he had finally hunted down Harry Whittington and killed him in cold blood.

Dick Cheney Finally Hunts Down, Kills Man He Shot In Face In 2006

“Not a day’s gone by that I haven’t regretted my failure to take out that sonuvabitch on a hunting trip back in ’06, but old Dick can sleep easy now that he’s been down to Austin with a shotgun and finished the goddamn job,” said Cheney, who reportedly spent more than a decade painstakingly tracking every move of the 91-year-old before shooting off the deadbolt of his home, kicking in his bedroom door, and killing a sleeping Whittington point-blank in the night.

“I prayed for the lead shot lodged in his heart to do him in right then and there. I also thought about sneaking into that motherfucker’s hospital room and blasting the other side of his face, but I knew the media would be all over it, so I just laid low and bided my time. Imagining a New Ending For Dick Cheney in Adam Mckay's VICE. ‘Vice’ Director Adam McKay: Trump Is ‘Nowhere Near’ as Bad as Cheney and Bush. Dick Cheney's Acid House. You got unrighteous doctors dealing drugs that'll never cure your ills - Bob Dylan From The Huffington Post: Vice President Dick Cheney was taken to the cardiac unit of the Vail Valley Medical Center.

Dick Cheney's Acid House

Dick Cheney Signs a Waterboarding Kit in Teaser for Sacha Baron Cohen's New Show. Dick Cheney Denies Waterboarding Is Torture, Says He'd 'Do It Again' Let's Share Our Petty Stories About Famous People Acting Uncool. Dick Cheney Edited Report on CIA Assassinations, Clandestine Activity. There's no more valuable resource for an informed citizenry than the folks doing god's work at the National Security Archive at the George Washington University.

Dick Cheney Edited Report on CIA Assassinations, Clandestine Activity

Their most recent revelations concern the Rockefeller Commission, which was formed by the Ford Administration as a reaction to the New York Times stories in 1975 that broke the news of the CIA's misdeeds, up to and including covert assassinations. It seems that kindly old Gerry and his minions did all they could to ratfck the commission's report.

And, lo and behold, you'll never guess who was leading the fcking of the rats. The Gerald Ford White House significantly altered the final report of the supposedly independent 1975 Rockefeller Commission investigating CIA domestic activities, over the objections of senior Commission staff, according to internal White House and Commission documents posted today by the National Security Archive at The George Washington University (www.nsarchive.org). Dick Cheney: Donald Trump's Anti-Muslim Plan 'Goes Against Everything We Stand For' Dick Cheney Criticizes Obama National Security Appointees In Speech. CHEYENNE, Wyo. -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Saturday night that President Barack Obama has jeopardized U.S. national security by nominating substandard candidates for key cabinet posts and by degrading the U.S. military.

Dick Cheney Criticizes Obama National Security Appointees In Speech

"The performance now of Barack Obama as he staffs up the national security team for the second term is dismal," Cheney said in comments to about 300 members of the Wyoming Republican Party. Cheney, a Wyoming native, said it was vital to the nation's national security that "good folks" hold the positions of secretary of state, CIA director and secretary of defense. "Frankly, what he has appointed are second-rate people," he said. John Kerry, the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee, has been confirmed as secretary of state. CIA designate John Brennan and defense secretary nominee Chuck Hagel are still awaiting U.S. Cheney: Obama Wants to Do 'Serious Damage to Our Military' Jon Stewart: Every Time Cheney Laughs, an Angel Gets Stabbed in the D*ck. Dick Cheney Tells Charlie Rose Waterboarding is Not Torture. Dick Cheney: Waterboarding should have been an option for underwear bomber. Dick Cheney On '60 Minutes' Says He Feared Heart Device In Assassination Effort.

WASHINGTON -- WASHINGTON (AP) — Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he once feared that terrorists could use the electrical device that had been implanted near his heart to kill him and had his doctor disable its wireless function.

Dick Cheney On '60 Minutes' Says He Feared Heart Device In Assassination Effort

Cheney has a history of heart trouble, suffering the first of five heart attacks at age 37. He underwent a heart transplant last year at age 71. In an interview with CBS' "60 Minutes," Cheney says doctors replaced an implanted defibrillator near his heart in 2007. The device can detect irregular heartbeats and control them with electrical jolts. Cheney says that he and his doctor, cardiologist Jonathan Reiner, turned off the device's wireless function in case a terrorist tried to send his heart a fatal shock. Pelosi Says Cheney 'Set The Tone' For CIA Torture, And Is Proud Of It. Dick Cheney’s endless lies: Why his Playboy interview may be his most shameless yet.

Unlike his former boss Richard Nixon, Dick Cheney has never seemed to me like an especially interesting figure.

Dick Cheney’s endless lies: Why his Playboy interview may be his most shameless yet

In complete honesty, while I recognize him as one of the most influential and consequential politicians of my lifetime, I also find Cheney, or at least the version of him I experience through the media, to be rather dull. He’s clearly intelligent and strong-willed; but he’s also myopic and rigid. And despite having quit public office and decamped to Wyoming years ago, he still speaks in the pallid, clichéd and euphemistic language of the national security state bureaucracy, as if he never really left. Due to his essential flatness, his basic lack of introspection and total absence of doubt, Cheney is not the kind of figure who, after a fall from grace, is usually described as tragic or Shakespearean.

He’s more Iago than Macbeth. Dick Cheney: Iran Deal Will Lead To First Use Of Nuclear Weapon Since Hiroshima And Nagasaki. Memorandum from Dick Cheney to Jim Connor... Dick Cheney Blames Bill Clinton For 9/11 (And Still Wants War With Iran) <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

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</a> Just when you think Dick Cheney can’t get any more loathsome and despicable… Dick Cheney sat down for a 13-minute interview on Fox News this week to promote his new book, “Exceptional.” Dick Cheney should — and eventually will — be tried as a war criminal: former International Court judge. The world’s most distinguished expert in international human rights law believes Dick Cheney should – and eventually will – stand trial for war crimes.

Dick Cheney should — and eventually will — be tried as a war criminal: former International Court judge

Thomas Buergenthal, who served as a judge at the International Court of Justice for the first 10 years of this century, said he believes the former U.S. vice president could be brought before the International Criminal Court, reported Newsweek. “Some of us have long thought that Cheney and a number of CIA agents who did what they did in those so-called black holes should appear before the ICC,” said Buergenthal, who survived the Auschwitz concentration camp as a boy. Dick Cheney reemerges: Bloodthirsty veep is back to promote endless war — just in time for 2016. Do you remember what the Alliance for a Strong America is?

Dick Cheney reemerges: Bloodthirsty veep is back to promote endless war — just in time for 2016

Don’t feel too bad if you don’t, since there’s really no reason for you to have spent any time thinking about the non-profit group or its mission to “advocate for the policies needed to restore American power and pre-eminence.” But if that name does kindle some faint glimmer of recognition, it’s probably from the glut of press coverage that attended its unveiling around about this time last year. The Alliance for a Strong America, you see, is Dick Cheney’s dark-money advocacy group. Jon Stewart blasts Dick Cheney’s outrageous torture denial. Watch Jon Stewart Crush Dick Cheney In Epic Takedown Over Iran. Plenty of viewers will be sad to see Jon Stewart leave "The Daily Show" later this year. It's a safe bet that former Vice President Dick Cheney won't be one of them. Last week, Cheney made headlines when he attacked President Barack Obama's nuclear deal with Iran, saying "I can't think of a more terrible burden to leave the next president than what Obama is creating here.

" On Thursday night's "Daily Show," Stewart fired back. "Really?  Cheney: President Obama Wants ‘To Take America Down’ [VIDEO]    :    Information Clearing House - ICH. April 08, 2015 "ICH" - In an appearance on “The Hugh Hewitt Show” Tuesday night, former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Obama’s actions on the world stage exemplify a president who wants “to take America down.”

Cheney also touched on Obama’s comments on Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, telling Hewitt that Obama is the only post-World War II president to believe that America doesn’t need “to play a leading role in the world.” The former vice president made the appearance following the announcement of a new book on American foreign policy, co-authored by himself and daughter Liz Cheney, will be released in September. HEWITT: Let me play for both of you a cut from earlier today. Dick Cheney Family Breaks Silence On Contentious Interview On The Kelly File - Megyn Kelly. Welcome to Forbes.

Dick Cheney’s grotesque legacy: Why the record is so much worse than reported. As many of us wade through the horror of the Senate torture report, it’s hard not to think back to a time when the man who ran the country explained to us in plain language what he was doing. I’m talking about Vice President Dick Cheney, of course, the official who smoothly seized the reins of power after 9/11 and guided national security policy throughout his eight years in office. He was one of the most adept bureaucratic players American politics has ever produced and it’s his doctrine, not the Bush Doctrine, that spurred government actions from the very beginning.

It was called the One Percent Doctrine and according to author Ron Suskind it went like this: If there’s a 1% chance that Pakistani scientists are helping al-Qaeda build or develop a nuclear weapon, we have to treat it as a certainty in terms of our response. Make this monster pay a price: Why we needed to hear from Dick Cheney one last time. Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s time is about up, in many senses. For a Republican Party trying to look forward, he shouldn’t be a go-to voice for the media on national security policy. His sneering attacks on President Obama aren’t news anymore. The man who famously said, “It’s my new heart, not someone else’s old heart,” about the donor to his taxpayer-funded heart transplant should have lost the power to shock us by now. Unless he has a sudden attack of conscience, and apologizes for his career, he has nothing to say worth hearing. Except on the Senate Intelligence Committee’s torture report.

Jon Stewart: ‘Puppet master’ Dick Cheney’s mind is ‘the scariest f*cking place in the universe’ Jon Stewart hosts 'The Daily Show' on Dec. 15, 2014 [YouTube] Jon Stewart came away from The Daily Show on Monday with a greater appreciation for former Vice President Dick Cheney’s boss after watching Cheney’s interview with NBC host Chuck Todd. “George W. Bush, thank you for not dying while you were in office,” Stewart said to the former president. When pressed by Todd to explain his definition of torture following the release of a Senate report criticizing the CIA’s “enhanced interrogation” procedures, Cheney continually defined torture as the events of the 9/11 attacks.

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Fox Hosts Try Desperately To Get Cheney To Make More Doomsday Terror Predictions (VIDEO) Iraq War redux: Dick Cheney warns Fox that nuclear weapons are ‘spreading’ to terrorists. Mess O'Potamia - Sad Dick Cheney Is Sad. Dick Cheney: U.S. Will Suffer 'Far Deadlier Attack' Within Next Decade. Bill O'Reilly To Dick Cheney on Iraq: 'What Did We Get Out of It?'

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Dick Cheney On '60 Minutes' Says He Feared Heart Device In Assassination Effort. Dick Cheney On Surveillance: Lawmakers In Both Parties Favored Secrecy. Dick Cheney: Edward Snowden may be a Chinese spy. Dick Cheney Calls Edward Snowden a 'Traitor' and Possibly a Chinese Spy. Cheney: Obama Has 'No Credibility' Dick Cheney Suggests Republicans Subpoena Hillary Clinton On Benghazi. Dick Cheney: Benghazi Attack Revealed 'Failure Of Leadership' Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave. Dick Cheney Warns GOP On North Korea: 'We're In Deep Doo Doo' Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War. Pick of the week: Dick Cheney has no regrets. Heart of Darkness; Dick Cheney's mind/body problem. The World According to Dick Cheney: A Masterful Performance. Repent, Dick Cheney. Fox Asks 'Dead-Eye Dick' Cheney for Gun Control Advice.