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Facebook. A Trippy illusion. 1) Birthday skeleton. All.jpg (GIF Image, 450x334 pixels) 5 Reasons Pigs Are More Awesome Than You. A beautiful revolution: blog: postcards I may send. Jersey Shore: Persian Version- Episode 2 "Hairy on Arrival" Depression: Tragically Misunderstood. Is one of the most tragically misunderstood words in the English language.

Depression: Tragically Misunderstood

Why? The term has two starkly different meanings, depending upon the context. Among clinicians, depression is shorthand for a debilitating syndrome - major depressive disorder - that robs people of their energy, their concentration , their memory , their restorative sleep . . . their ability to love and work and play. The disorder actually lights up the brain's pain circuitry , inducing a state of suffering far exceeding that of any physical discomfort. As one of my patients told me, "if I could give up my right arm - literally, have it amputated - to escape the pain of depression forever, I would take that deal in a heartbeat.

" To make matters worse, depression is neurotoxic . And yet when people refer to depression in everyday conversation, they usually have something far less serious in mind. Dogtraining.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x375 pixels) Comicterriblepun2.png (PNG Image, 640x192 pixels) More Newspaper Nuttiness. Amusing Ourselves to Death by Stuart McMillen - cartoon Recombinant Records. This webpage originally contained a comic adaptation of part of the foreword to Neil Postman's book Amusing Ourselves to Death.

Amusing Ourselves to Death by Stuart McMillen - cartoon Recombinant Records

This comic was respectfully removed in March 2012 due to the wishes of the copyright holders of the text. Do yourself a favour and read Neil Postman's words in full. Purchase a copy of Amusing Ourselves to Death new/used (aff). Other links which may be of interest to readers who were pointed here: Back to post / website. How To Use Your Baby (Do’s And Dont’s) Instructiuni De Utilizare A Bebelusului (Visited 405 times, 2 visits today)

How To Use Your Baby (Do’s And Dont’s)

God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder. NEW HAVEN, CT–In a diagnosis that helps explain the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos that have baffled philosophers, theologians, and other students of the human condition for millennia, God, creator of the universe and longtime deity to billions of followers, was found Monday to suffer from bipolar disorder.

God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

The Lord, found to be manic-depressive by Rev. Dr. Jurgens (left). Rev. Dr. "I always knew there had to be some explanation," Jurgens said. Bipolar, or manic-depressive, disorder is a condition that afflicts millions. Evidence of God's manic-depression can be found throughout the Universe, from the white-hot explosiveness of quasars to the cold, lifeless vacuum of space. "Last week, I lost my dear husband Walter to the flood," said housewife and devout churchgoer Elaine Froman of Davenport, IA. New York attorney Ruth Kanner also gained firsthand knowledge of God's wild mood swings. "What He needs from us is understanding and patience," Jurgens said.

Mom, I know you're there. Mom, I know you’re out there, reading this.

Mom, I know you're there.

How do I know you’re out there? Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall we? Humour – Best Medicine « Restore Counselling. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Oct.2012 – and only one person has made comment that there are only 19 Ways listed above. I hope that didn’t mess with their head too much! Dg4jg7n5_443fts8xtf6_b.jpg (JPEG Image, 580x415 pixels) 16147_1269295899359_1438692105_30751921_6530486_n.jpg (JPEG Image, 540x342 pixels) A Dog Imitating A Crying Baby (Hilarious Clip)

The Ten Funniest and Best Diagrams Ever Made. Listmaker Diagrams or flowcharts are staples in company meetings or presentations.

The Ten Funniest and Best Diagrams Ever Made

And they tend to be boring. If only diagrams were anything like the ones pictured below, we’ll have fewer people downing gallons of coffee just to stay awake in the conference room. 1. 90s Flowchart Image Source. Lesson 317 - Robots. So Funny I did not Change a Word - Velina. GERMAN JOKES<br... Knock, knock.

GERMAN JOKES<br...

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