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Elders Play Grand Theft Auto V (Elders React: Gaming) Tumblr Argument Generator. Acceptance Letter to Hogwarts School for Hunting - I lost my map. Again. High Frequency Dating : Mostly Harmless. The other day I realized there was something missing in my life, so I set out to find a solution.

High Frequency Dating : Mostly Harmless

Online dating is in vogue, which makes sense. The internet already has no small part in satisfying most of my other needs. I was pleased to learn that the latest popular dating app, Tinder, now has an Android client. Besides forcing me to reactivate my Facebook account it seems simple enough. Unfortunately, I quickly realized that this was going to turn in to a massive time sink. I did some simple man in the middle packet sniffing to reverse engineer the Tinder API. The Selfish Time Traveler. The official Dilbert website with Scott Adams color comic strips, animation, mashups and more! Barcode Yourself by Scott Blake. Barcode Yourself is a complete, interactive experience in the series of barcode art, created using the personalized data of participants.

Barcode Yourself by Scott Blake

Enter an individual's gender, weight, height, age and location, and the barcode is formed using real-world data. The individualized barcode can then be printed, mapped, scanned, even depicted on a t-shirt or coffee mug. Uber-geeks can even test out their barcodes on their next grocery run. It is in scanning a barcode that the project reveals its humor, like a banner that reads: Disclaimer! Human beings are not merely worth somewhere between one cent and 10 dollars. Some 15 Awesome Widescreen Abstract Wallpapers. By Humza / October 29, 2011 In this post we have wound up some really amazing abstract wallpapers.

The special thing is the fact that majority of these wallpapers are huge, 1920×1200 resolution or so to fit your widescreens perfectly. We hope you love what we collect and share. The credit goes to the following artists: How to fold a suit, pants and shirt to go in a suitcase without wrinkling. Automatic Flatterer. The AOLer Translator. - StumbleUpon. Founders Blog - Jitbit: Chinese Magical Hard-Drive. Founder's Blog - please Subscribe if you like this post - About Apr 7 2011 A Russian friend of mine has posted this absolutely amazing story.

Founders Blog - Jitbit: Chinese Magical Hard-Drive

He works at a hard-drive repair center in a Russian town right next to the Chinese border. A couple of days ago a customer has brought a broken 500Gb USB-drive that he had bought in a Chinese store across the river, for an insanely low price. The whole service center was rolling on the floor laughing. It's a 128-MB flash-drive. The device looks pretty convincing - lots of tech labels and stuff... Mooloolababoy - Profound sayings from a wise man. Premium Funny: Shakespeare Insult Kit - StumbleUpon. Top 6 Sites that Inspire and Educate & Life Scoop. If you’re a professional who likes to be intellectually stimulated and you enjoy keeping up with the latest news and breaking trends, the internet provides you with an endless choice of carefully curated sites to visit.

Top 6 Sites that Inspire and Educate & Life Scoop

Today, we bring you six of them that we believe are leaps and bounds above the rest. These sites will not only educate you on topics ranging from business and technology to art and design, they’ll motivate you to find your own, original ideas and see them through. They’re culturally relevant, they’re idea driven and most of all, they’re deeply inspirational. TED is short for three incredibly important subjects in our modern world; technology, entertainment and design.

Started in 1984, TED brings together the most brilliant minds to teach us about issues that matter. Tip: Download TED’s free iPad app to browse through 800 videos by date, popularity or keyword. 2. Brain Pickings started from very humble beginnings. Dear Dad. What Your Toilet Paper Says About You - StumbleUpon. Pen Prank. Class Bingo. Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. " Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse? " The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth? " Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house? " Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? " The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Wont Believe Actually Worked. Real pranks never work out the way they do on movies and TV.

The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Wont Believe Actually Worked

It's a lot harder than it looks to fill a guy's apartment with pudding, or replace the Statue of Liberty's torch with a giant dildo. Good Quotations by Famous people. JAMES FACE - OLI + ALEX. MyKarmaSutraBuddy – How Many Positions Can You Do With Your Fun Buddy? TBLOP - The Big List of Porn. Human beings are scary.