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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

So Easy Chocolate Ricotta Dessert I subscribe to Dr. Weil's Optimum Health Plan newsletter mainly because he's got some really cool recipes for tasty healthy and light dishes. Recently, I came across this recipe for a Chocolate Ricotta dessert. Not only is this dessert pretty healthy, it's so easy to make. In fact, you could probably make this dessert during a TV commercial break. I changed a couple of the ingredients to things I like better, but I'll include the original ingredient for you. Ingredients: (2 servings) 1/2 cup Ricotta cheese2 tbsp light agave nectar - The original called for honey2 tbsp cocoa powder - I used Trader Joe's cocoa powder1/2 tsp vanilla1/2 tsp pumpkin pie- The original called for cinnamon I replaced the honey with agave nectar because I find that honey has a distinct taste and it can take over. Let's start cookin' Put all the ingredients in a small 3-cup food processor starting with the ricotta. The chocolate tortilla chips were a hit with the ricotta dessert.

Women! It's your job to prepare for your rape! : Pharyngula Kansas representative Pete DeGraaf is fighting for a bill that would exclude abortion coverage in cases of rape. He thinks the state should stay out of that problem, and it should just be something that women “plan ahead for”: Bollier asked him, “And so women need to plan ahead for issues that they have no control over with pregnancy?” DeGraaf drew groans of protest from some House members when he responded, “I have a spare tire on my car.”“I also have life insurance,” he added. You heard the man, ladies. By the way, the compassionate Pete DeGraaf is also an associate pastor. Murphy's Law Calculator Murphy's Law Calculator From a formula for * Sod's Law provided by British Gas: ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)) "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!" Find out in advance whether you will be able to successfully repair your VCR, get to a meeting on time, impress your date, or be a success at any activity whatsoever ! Score: 4.127 Risk Factor: 1665.0 You have a 41% chance of screwing this up at least once ! You can minimize your risk by simplifying the task You can minimize your risk by having a backup plan (redundant circuitry, alternate route etc.) British Gas commissioned Dr David Lewis, a chartered psychologist; Dr Keylan Leyser, an economist and business consultant; and Philip Obadya, a mathematician, to devise the formula. Murphy's Law Links: Note: Murphy's Law has long been known in the UK as "Sod's Law".

The Origins of Electricity, Tesla vs. Edison More Infographics on Good A Stoner’s Guide on Beats to Blaze to .1st Edition. | Silence Nogood Posted by in Compilations, Hip-HopApr 20th, 2010 I decided for this very special occasion that I’d feature some of my favorite songs to get stoned to. First, I’ll start out with my “Top 10 Hip-Hop Songs to Blaze to” and then I’ll move on to a few good albums. Now, the original list featured over 40 songs and included genres other than hip hop, but I decided to cut it down to a top ten hip-hop list for now. So sit back, relax and enjoy. Top 10 Hip-Hop Songs to Blaze to: in no particular order (other than alphabetical) Ecstasy by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Yea, the track is about ecstasy, but it still hits the spot with a few blunts in ya. Get MP3 - BM’s by Del tha Funkee Homosapien In “BM’s”, Del lays down some well versed lines against a head nodding electro-beat. Get Mp3 - 3030 by Deltron 3030 You really need to listen to this album all the way through to get the full effect, but “3030″ is a good sample of this epic music score. Get MP3 - Get MP3 - Get MP3 - Get MP3 - Get MP3 - Get MP3 - Get MP3 -

That’s Not OCD, You’re Just a Slacker Of all the random pictures floating about the internet that I’ve run into in the past few weeks, this is the one that really got me: Here’s the text: A 23-year old medical student makes lists of all the tasks that he must accomplish each day. He spends hours studying and refuses to go out with his colleagues even when there are no tests on the immediate horizon, preferring to spend his time looking at specimens in the laboratory. He keeps meticulous notes during all his classes and prefers to attend every lecture, not trusting his colleagues to take notes for him. He is doing well in school and has a girlfriend who is also a medical student. Even I, Mr. The medical student in this essay question doesn’t have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it’s just that in the age of slackerdom and ADD, diligence and focus looks like OCD. If you’d like to read more about how effort trumps talent, take a look at Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers, K. So bravo, unknown psych student with a blue pen.

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Immortality blows (fiction) Man, I wish I'd never found that goddamn lamp. Stupid fucking genie. I just had to blurt it out, didn't I? "I wish I were immortal!" Half the time they can't even make you immortal, but Sim Allah Bim of the Seven Winds just snapped his fingers and said "It is done." Damn, was I stoked. Oh, it was awesome for a while. Mankind did some really amazing shit over the next couple hundred million years. But then they started evolving. But it seemed to keep getting hotter. Then there was this galaxy that was fucking huge in the sky. Now, the sun exploding itself was an even cooler sight than all those extra stars. So I waited. But then the damnedest thing happened. Now let me tell you, I thought it was cold on solid ground with no sun, but that was nothing. I landed on planets or even in stars from time to time. But eventually I drifted out of the galaxy altogether. About the time the last galaxies were going out, I started to feel like I was going faster. But that's where it ended.

If Everyone Knew | 5 facts that everyone should know. Short but tricky management ability test The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “manager.” The questions are not that difficult. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

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