Science of Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse | Pimsleur Approach We love interesting research, especially since our language learning products are based on research by Paul Pimsleur. So we were excited when we saw that research in necroneurology identified several key features of zombie behavior. Below is the science of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Share it: All tongue-in-cheek. And a huge thanks to Bradley Voytek, Timothy Verstynen and the Zombie Research Society for the research and help with this infographic. Embed the image on your site Full version: <a href="/blog/language-learning/science-of-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse"><img src="/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/surviving-zombie-apocalypse.jpg" alt="Learn the Science of Zombies" width="430" height="1850" border="0" /></a><br/>Source: <a href="/">Pimsleur Approach</a><br/> Large Version Embed a larger version of the infographic, which comes in two parts. Part One: Part Two:
All Geared Up and Raring to Go! This comic was intended to be the way that developers dress their heroines in comparison to the heroes, but I guess it could also represent the way that a lot of male gamers dress up their female characters, as well. Your choice. See Torneko in the comic? He originally appeared in Dragon Quest IV, but he was also the main character from one of my favorite video games ever: Torneko: The Last Hope. 8 Filthy Jokes Hidden in Ancient Works of Art No matter how far back you go, dick jokes have been the driving force behind mankind's sense of humor. Even ancient figures and civilizations we tend to think of as wise and dignified weren't shy about whipping out some solid boner jokes, even when creating works of art for royalty. Which is why we wound up with ... The Medieval Dick Tree David Gaya When we think of Medieval Italy, we think of what was arguably the cultural hub of the Middle Ages -- the birthplace of the Renaissance, Machiavelli, Dante and da Vinci. Their influence is still felt today. Italy saw the development of some of the most enduring literature, sculpture and art the world has ever seen. The AgePictured: a tree of dicks, and what appears to be Snoopy's dog house. Now before you light up the comments section claiming that this isn't a tree of dicks but merely a bunch of dicks standing around a tree, take a closer look at the branches: The NonistBoom. What's going on here? Getty"To hell with Leviticus. PISTOL Master Fer.
Extraordinary Female Armor Sucks The “incredibly sturdy Dragon Mail of Protection” looks exactly like all comics armor for women. The next time I’m caught in a sword fight, I hope I’m wearing something more protective. Like, I don’t know, a sundress or something. [CollegeHumor via Laughing Squid] Hedvig and the Angry Itch - Pamela Essie's Blog So, last weekend, the hubby and I and a friend are hiking a mountain. We're about 2 miles high and I'm fighting a little bit of some altitude sickness; ya know a little tunnel vision, little dizziness, no big deal. Anyways, my cell phone rings, to which I answer, "Holy crap I get reception up here?" So after some laughter on the other end and a description of exactly where I'm at, my mom asks me, "Hey whats that title of that movie with the itch in it." My reply is a moment of stunned silence (These always catch me off guard and I should so be used to this by now.) "The itch in it? Of which, she responds, "Ya Know the one with the guy from Germany and he's singing and he's got the itch....." "Wait... "Yes! "No, it's inch, mom" "No, it's not, It's itch, cause you know he's got the itch." "What itch?" "You know like the itch?" "Where the hell did you get itch from? "no, its itch, I tell you, I swear to god its itch." "Because his penis is only an inch long" "His what?"
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Horrible Cards Horrible Cards are Copyright © 2012 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. The Oatmeal Would You Date This Woman? Your first thought while watching this unbelievably hilarious eHarmony video is probably something along the lines of, “This is fake. No one can be this insane.” But you’re wrong! Look, if there is one lesson you can glean from my million posts on this website, it should be that people are really really really crazy. So even if this woman is just a troll, I assure you that the real Debbie is out there somewhere sobbing about cats on an online dating website. Even though I’ve never done online dating before, I have had some experience with it. Maybe it was this traumatizing introduction to online dating that has made me stay away from it. Spiral thingy lightning bolt! Spiral thingy lightning bolt! In the cartoon Get Fuzzy, the dog Satchel has taken to swearing by "saying the cartoon-style swear squiggles" (as the human character Rob puts it). While we've looked a lot at "taboo avoidance characters", used to mask individual letters in taboo words, we've touched much less often on "cursing characters" (as Ben Zimmer referred to them here; a bit later he referred to them as "obscenicons"), those "cartoon-style swear squiggles" used individually or in clusters -- What the #$*! Do We Know!? Four strips so far, 3/17 through 3/20, beginning with Satchel stubbing his toe on a brick strategically placed in his way by the cat Bucky: We get characters available on (some) standard keyboards: asterisk *, ampersand &, plus sign +, percentage sign %, dollar sign $, British pound £, euro €. Spiral thingy lightning bolt!
How to properly conceal alcohol in your facebook pictures | Standard Madness This is inspired by that one frantic search for a photo of yourself that did not contain a bottle of booze right after your newest employer sent you a facebook friend request. Cats are probably the best way to block that longneck out of the picture. Who doesn’t approve of cats?