The Script - Breakeven

Chav “This article is brought to you by the letter E and the number 17!” “Dis breh be nang, blad! I beg him join my crew.” Saint Chav of Walthamstow is one of the even lesser British saints of late Roman and early Celtic times. The heraldic shield of Saint Chav of Walthamstow: Or, crosses Black and Argent, banded Copper and a soupçon of White Lightning to taste. Historical record of St. St. Chaue waſ a fyne figure of Pagan youth, caſting ſigneſ and gettin' down with ye ſkyrte at ye ſaturday Night Wickerman Barbecue, whenne, after a tankard of mead too many, there came upon him a uiſion of ye ſupply-ſide Ieſuſ, who enlightened him aſ to ye holy nature of ye Blyng in ye gathering of ye Homieſ and ye Bytcheſ for ye ſkinny ſhort pale celt. Bede tells the tale of Chav's execution in his famed history No Really Guv, This Bloke Down Ye Pub Told Me: Ye cruel Emperorſ published their edictſ againſt ye Chriſtianſ. A 17th Century lithograph of St. Journeys of Chav Fall from sainthood Modern-day veneration