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How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse - The Oat

How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse - The Oat
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The First Zombie-Proof House Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling Zombie Survival Guide, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 zombie apocalypse of our dreams. “The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar. “The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge.

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture - DB383020 The Zombie of Montclaire Moors continues to be the highlight of my Halloween cemetery going on five years now. The quality is outstanding and he's held up extremely well. Storing him is easy due to his three piece construction. He's so realistic that many of my trick-or-treaters (the braver ones) have to touch him. Word has spread of my excellent haunt and I get double the Halloween visitors that my neighbors do. My daughter and I have had a wonderful time hiding him around the house, waiting for one or the other to discover him and scream. I only wish he had a female counterpart to add to the cemetery. We named him Sid after the mean boy in Toy Story. I would highly recommend him for your haunt or just for the fun of having him around the house.

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