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I Had a Face Tattoo for a Week A few years ago I was hanging out at my friend’s clothing store when a guy with face tattoos came in and asked her if she could split a ten dollar bill. Laura, an otherwise pleasant girl, told him to fuck off and get out. Face-tattoo and I were both shocked. When I asked why she did that she said, “You know, when you get a tattoo on your face you're basically opting out of society. He wanted me to kick him out.” I agreed with her at the time (because I was trying to sleep with Laura) but I've since questioned her stance. The Application The first step was finding someone to do the deed. For the record I have no tattoos and I’ll likely never get any. Rachel arrived and started on the tattoo while my roommates crowded around laughing and calling me Lil Wayne. The First Days When you have a face tattoo people will give you two kinds of stares: the long stare or the short stare. I ran into people I knew all day. Working a Job I work as a server in a pretty casual restaurant. The Last Days