Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, theres Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. The man at the bar is agape. "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "So I said, 'Amazing! "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer.
Still life: Bent objects UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. Fruit with life experience Zombies are nuts about brains Modest pear Literary interpretations Paper training our little dog, Frank A little cat doodle Photo Credits: Terry Border at Bent Objects View more In Pictures sets on Owni.eu
162697d1296673427-funny-strange-random-pics-cfidc.jpg from fohguild.org - StumbleUpon From the entire VRI team, we'd like to thank you for your support over the past 40 days. Going forward from the Kickstarter, we are now focusing our entire efforts at PantheonRotF.com. There you will be able to pledge directly to game development. For Kickstarter pledgers, nothing has been charged to you, so please feel free to resubmit your pledges at the post-Kickstarter site. Should you have any questions, our team is ready to take your questions at support@pantheonrotf.com Thank you again, from the bottom of our hearts. Come join in the development process, and we'll see you all in Terminus very soon! Pantheon: Rise of the Fallen is an MMORPG based on challenging gameplay and open world high fantasy, with a strong focus on group-oriented content. The player is a legendary Hero, stripped of his or her powerful relics and left to explore the distinct and epic regions of Terminus. "Strata! Classes 1. Races 1. Stretch Races 1. Game Features Click here for the Community Q&A Video Series
25 Pictures of The Most Comfortably Uncomfortable First World Problems In Africa, they don’t have bread to eat. BUT WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO MEAN THAT THE CHEESE IN MY BURGER IS ESCAPING THE BUNS’ OUTLINE? Have something to say about this post? Humor-bation: Its all about contrast First World Problems: Third World Success: Anderson Cooper Thinks The Gerard Depardieu Peeing Incident Is Really Funny... Gerard Depardieu is an Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning actor known for his work in Cyrano de Bergerac , Green Card and The Man in the Iron Mask . And when he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go. Tuesday night, on a flight from Paris to Dublin, Depardieu suffered a bout of impatience and reportedly urinated in the aisle of his plane . According to witnesses, the actor made it known that he needed to pee, yelling “I need to piss, I need to piss.” Depardieu apparently couldn’t wait, so he proceeded to pull out an empty bottle and attempt to pee in it. As you might expect, alcohol was involved. That’s where Anderson Cooper comes in. “They saw an actual thespian, actually thesPEEin.” As mentioned in the clip, the airline company involved in the incident, CityJet, tweeted about it last night – It’s always viral gold when News anchors, especially ones like Anderson Cooper, lose it on air.
ARE YOU A REAL PILOT? from Joe Burton An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Andy Levy Apologizes For Chris Brown "Punching" Tweet | WebProNews - StumbleUpon TV’s Andy Levy is a commentator and comedian know for his appearances on Fox News’ Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld show. He’s also a pretty popular Twitter presence with over 48,000 followers and 16,000 tweets. And for the past couple of days, he has found himself in a Twitter feud with musician Chris Brown and his fans over a particular retweet commentary that brought up one of Brown’s more regrettable moments from the past. A couple of days ago, Brown tweeted this – Soon after that tweet went out, Andy Levy retweeted it, but with some added commentary - Of course, Levy is referring to the 2009 incident where Brown was arrested for assaulting then-girlfriend, singer Rhianna. Brown responded to Levy – Brown’s fans apparently flooded Levy with tweets, many of which he responded to. Yesterday during his Fox News segment “Halftime Report,” Levy issued the following “apology” to Chris Brown and his fans.
Your Daily Life in GIFs (28 GIFs) | Here’s a bunch of those little everyday moments put into GIF form… When someone says, “Think fast!” When you’re wearing socks and step in something wet: When your parents don’t like what you’re wearing: When you take pics with your best friend: When you pass by school or work on the weekend: When someone you just met wants a hug: When you try to wink seductively: When you smell food cooking in the kitchen: When someone near you mentions your favorite band: When you’re walking home at night and you hear a noise: When your friend has a sunburn: That stage in a friendship when you can finally start insulting them: When someone tries to talk to you in the morning: When you see a picture of a cockroach: When someone asks for a bite of your food: When you were a kid and opened a present with clothes in it: When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars: When you go the doctor and the nurse walks in with your flu shot: When you walk into the bathroom and the toilet isn’t flushed: You may also like:
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