Death by Caffeine We’ve used the very latest research to determine what’s appropriate for your body weight. See more about your daily caffeine limits. Recommendations for caffeine levels are different for aged 18 and under. The calculator is intended for use only by adults over 18. See more about caffeine limits for children and teens. Sure are. On the result, click on the item for more detailed caffeine information. Yes. A lethal dose is based on the amount of the caffeine in your system at one time. By using this calculator you agree to our terms of use.
6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes We humans devote a huge amount of our brain power to thinking of all the ways the world could suck less. Almost all of our entertainment is based on letting us escape to some other world where people can do magic and even the hardships look like fun. What is interesting, though, is how terrible our fictional fantasy worlds really are. They look like fun for two hours at a time, but with a little thought you see why living there would make you want to drink yourself into a stupor. (It'd be awesome to live in the Star Wars universe though, because then you could hang with Cracked and have Adventures in Jedi School.) Disney movies show us an animated world full of dashing heroes, beautiful princesses and loveable sidekicks. If you're a good person, a happy ending complete with riches and true love is pretty much guaranteed. "And then I fucking DIE? Why It Would Suck In the Disney universe animals talk, which at first all looks like good fun. Want to enjoy some seafood? Oh, crap. We wonder why.
Get Out of The Car Why working at home is both awesome and horrible The Evolution of a Programmer High School/Jr.High First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include <stdio.h> void main(void) { char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf("%s", message[i]); printf("\n"); } Seasoned professional Master Programmer Apprentice Hacker Experienced Hacker Seasoned Hacker % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out Guru Hacker New Manager Middle Manager mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."? Senior Manager % zmail jim I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon. Chief Executive % letter letter: Command not found. % mail To: ^X ^F ^C % help mail help: Command not found. % damn! Anonymous If you enjoyed this, you might like:
Daddys Rules Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. Rule #2 Do NOT touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do NOT peer at anything below her neck. Rule #3 I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Rule #4 I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Rule #5 It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule #6 I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Rule #7 As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do NOT sigh and fidget. Rule #8 Rule #9 Do NOT lie to me. Rule #10 Be afraid.
80 Funny Signs - StumbleUpon ← Previous Post Next Post → 80 Funny Signs jon February 19, 2011 8 Other Stuff You Might Also Like» The 9 Most Unusual Models On The Planet The Greatest Resignation Letter Of All Time The 20 Most Horrifying Sports Faces How Dead Rock & Roll Legends Would Look Today The Most Awkward Baby Photos Ever Taken How Deaf People Think How Spam Came to Mean Junk Mail How to Remove Stripped Screws Origin of the Words Geek and Nerd 10 Interesting Celebrity Facts 10 Interesting Human Body Facts 8 Interesting Facts About Businesses Quick Facts Rage Comics This Day in History 8 Comments » blah February 28, 2011 at 9:31 pm - the math equation is wrong, there shouldn’t be a negative after you take the integral. Leave A Response » Facts via TodayIFoundOut.com 23,876 SubscribersEmail marketing powered by MailChimp Interesting Facts on Facebook Recent Posts Stay Off The Grass May 2, 2012, No Comments Your Dog Is Gay May 2, 2012, No Comments Trained Monkey May 1, 2012, No Comments Pee In The Pool May 1, 2012, No Comments Um, No Thank You
The 6 Crappiest Interview Questions All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling SCHOPENHAUERS 38 STRATAGEMS, OR 38 WAYS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860), was a brilliant German philosopher. These 38 Stratagems are excerpts from "The Art of Controversy", first translated into English and published in 1896. Carry your opponent's proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. The more general your opponent's statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it. The more restricted and narrow his or her propositions remain, the easier they are to defend by him or her. Use different meanings of your opponent's words to refute his or her argument. (abstracted from the book:Numerical Lists You Never Knew or Once Knew and Probably Forget, by: John Boswell and Dan Starer)
Husband banned from Target - StumbleUpon Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. And last, but not least: 15. Hope this made you laugh as it did me. Meet singles at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free!
That Darn Deadpool: Now on 21 Variant Covers This Month Not to sound like an old-timer, but I can recall an age when appearing on a cover (yes, even a variant) meant a character, however limited their role, would at least grace a storyline in some small capacity. That age is dead and Deadpool killed it. Personally, I don’t mind. I drew Ed McGuinness’ DP on every third homework assignment I filled out through seventh grade. All told the Merc With a Mouth graces 21 variant covers, all of which play to DP’s comedic strengths by employing fan-friendly gags. Take a look to see which one you’d rather live in this month after the jump…