8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure We tend to think of ninjas as anachronistic creatures of myth, but Im here to tell you the ninja is completely real. He is alive and well in our modern day culture. Its just that he sucks now, and is usually under arrest. The ninja is a creature of stealth and subtlety; he is a shadow that lives; a whisper in the night; a guy screaming on a street corner and waving nunchucks around? Liebermann is an appropriate ninja target. What They Did Wrong: The black outfit is a staple of the ninja mythos: It conceals the ninja, making him one with the night. A. B. 11 oclock in the morning. C. Also, police report that the subject was belligerent and furious until they pulled out bean bag guns and tasers, at which point the ninja in question became polite and cooperative. The Ninja Always Rings Twice New Jersey police became suspicious when they spotted two teenagers loitering in a parked vehicle. What They Did Right: No, that's a "Ninja Textbook." A sternly worded letter? From Russia, With Ninjutsu
Broadcast Yourself. 6 Things Customers Do to Tick Off Chefs Comics This is a comic about the backfire effect. The first big expansion pack of Exploding Kittens is now shipping. It contains 20 game-changing cards, along with a human-sized cone of shame. I made a new thing. Next Page » All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2016 Matthew Inman. Gummi Bear Surgery The brain and heart ones are the best. Also see... I'meme not feeling so good! Stumble here??? you have to check out our latest joke if you aren't a regular A couple of guys dropped this gummy bear gif in the comments..
Le CV parfait - Salomé 30310 sur LePost.fr (23:40) J'adoooooore lire les conseils des sites emplois sur la rédaction des CV. Surtout quand on sait que le temps de lecture est d'environ 20 secondes, et que, pour deux postes parfaitement identiques, vous pouvez être convoqué à un entretien pour l'un et par pour l'autre : l'irrationnel est de mise, mais accordons à la méthode le bénéfice d'éviter de passer pour un gros bouffon. Pas nécessairement d'émaner d'une pile de 300 "copier coller" sans âme, fabriqués à la chaîne du consensus, pour ne pas faire tache au milieu du lot de brebis égarées au Pôle Emploi. Et donc, ne pas faire sensation non plus. Et de finir, peut être, en origami, chef d'oeuvre en péril, sur le bureau d'un recruteur blasé par des candidats devenus aussi insipides qu'un régime sans sel. Règle absolue du diktat du bon candidat : tu ne commettras pas un certain nombre de "FATAL ERRORS". Au regard de ce qui suit, je penche pour l'option 2. Les fautes d'orthographe : comment ça, y a un schisme dans "domaines de compétances" ?
The Geek and The Hipster: Love Story For Our Generation? | North Hollyhood Before you kill me over semantics, I am NOT suggesting that modern film romances are about World of Warcraft fanboys wheezing over skinny-jeaned girls on fixed-gear bikes. I use “geek” and “hipster” as loose labels for character archetypes that pop up in some youth-aimed romance stories in film nowadays. I’m not sure what this says about our generation, if anything at all, but hell, it’s worth considering. There was a time when teen romances were about the social outcast pining after the head cheerleader, or the captain of the football team. Or maybe the kid from the wrong side of the tracks hopelssly devoted to the sheltered reverend’s daughter. The Geeky Protagonist There have been “geeks” in love stories for decades, but “geek” has come to mean something different to our generation. The Hipster Object-of-Affection Personally, I’m beginning to notice these two archetypes appearing more and more often. Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers
Meme Of The Week 5-6 This week we’re focusing on Jesus Is A Jerk. It’s a variation of the old LOL Jesus. The Setup: Larry Van Pelt felt the spirit of the lord speak to him, and it inspired him to make pencil illustrations that portray everyday people in everyday events with Jesus with them, guiding them. For an expanded list and more pictures, check out the Meme gallery Toddler strikes up friendship with orangutan "It was quite incredible to see such interaction and as you can see they make for the cutest pictures." However, the unusually intimate interaction was of no surprise to T.I.G.E.R.S founder Dr Bhagavan Antle. "I am not surprised by Rishi and Emily's friendship," reveals Dr Antle. "Orangutans are intelligent and certainly the most friendly apes on the planet. "The youngsters enjoy their playtime and are always looking for an opportunity experience new things and make new friends and monkey around. "Rishi, who is the youngest of the family, is always looking for someone to play with. "That's where Emily stepped in to provide a playmate to swing in the trees, have tea with, and go for a ride. "All infants have the capacity to get along and as youngsters the barriers between species appear to disappear." Orangutans are one of the most endangered species on earth.
Downright Average - Another Occasional Webcomic - My website broke in what now? Twitter - RSS << Previous - Archive - First - Latest - Next >> My website broke in what now? digg 'Jackass 3D' Stars on Girlfriend Pranks, Disgusting Stunts and Shots to the Groin Whenever the 'Jackass' guys get together, you have no idea what might come out of their mouths. And in the case of our 'Jackass 3D' Unscripted, all we did was turn on the cameras, and Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius and Wee Man let fly with ... well, let's just say you might not want young children in the room as you watch this one. The boys hit all the basic topics: favorite sexual positions, gross stunts, Johnny's worst injury (ouch), the tattoo prank Bam pulled on his girlfriend and "slut hiking" (you don't want to know) -- while also using a whole lot of euphemisms for a certain male body part, including a couple we're pretty sure we'd never heard before. Thanks, guys! 'Jackass 3D' Fan Questions The following questions, submitted by fans like you, were asked during this Unscripted. Steve-O: You've done some of the nastiest stunts I've ever seen.