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Last-Minute Halloween Party Ideas Wait… what? It’s that time of year already?? If Halloween has crept up on you this year to give you a fright, there’s no need to panic. Some last-minute Halloween party ideas will turn your Halloween holiday into a Thriller night no matter what time you started to prepare. Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand… Quick Halloween Costumes These fun and easy homemade Halloween Costume Ideas are great for kids and adults alike. •Zippy Zombie: If you’re planning your Halloween party last-minute, chances are you haven’t gotten much sleep recently. •Minute Mad Scientist: White coat + vest + hair gel + thick-rimmed glasses + zombie-like makeup = instant mad scientist. •Where’s Waldo? •Nick-of-Time Ninja: This costume is simple—wear all black and tie a piece of black fabric around your head. •Nifty Neon Guy: Purchase a package of flexible neon glow sticks. Fast Halloween Finger Foods •Devilish Eye Eggs: Prepare deviled eggs using your favorite recipe.
One man's soap nightmare | The Lost Boy This is so funny I actually cried when I read it. It's an exchange between a guy staying in a London hotel and the staff of the hotel. The letters were sent to The Sunday Times. Dear Maid,Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. My instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily. Kathy, Relief Maid Dear Maid.I hope you are my regular maid.Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap.When I got back to my room this evening, found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet.I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I won't need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf. Dear Mr. Thank you.
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An Introduction to Square-Foot Gardening I grew up in the country — gardening meant a large plot, plowed and raked, and then planted with long, widely-space rows of vegetables. It also meant weeding and hoeing, weeding and hoeing. Gardening was a chore. When Kris and I bought our first home, we both wanted a vegetable garden, but we didn’t want the drudgery that came with it. Besides, we didn’t have a big space in the country — we had an average city lot. The square-foot gardening concept is simple: Build a raised bed, divide the space into sections of one square-foot each, and then plant vegetables (and/or flowers) in just the amount of space they need. Our raised beds were similar to these (photo by johnyaya) We built our square-foot garden one Saturday in mid-April. Digging was less fun. After we built the raised beds and outlined the growing space, we followed the guidelines in Bartholomew’s book. According to the official site, the ten basic tenets of square-foot gardening are: Layout.
Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary The Cat's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
These Photos Are Actually Pencil Perfect Drawings At just 22 years old, Italian artist Diego Fazo has developed the skill to create photo-realistic drawings using a simple charcoal pencil. His latest creation, pictured below, has drawn hundreds of positive comments on his Deviant Art profile. Don’t tell me you can tell the image below is a drawing and not a high-definition photograph, because I don’t buy it. In fact people were so skeptical this incredible piece of art was drawn by hand that young Diego Fazo had to put up some photos of the work in progress just to lay doubts to rest. Like other talented artists who started their careers on Deviant Art, Diego is a self-taught pencil master whose technique matured with the passing of the years. Scroll down for more of his awesome drawings, and check out his Deviant Art profile, as well. Reddit Stumble