586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts - Kupika.com
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees". 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate. 5.
Lost In Translation: 20 Baffling Foreign Movie Posters
Big (Czech Republic) "That's your poster for the JFK movie? You're fired, you sick bastard." "Uh... no! "Perfect! Army of Darkness (Japan) Having just watched the first few minutes of the film before slapping their poster together, the Japanese marketing department renamed Army of Darkness to Captain Supermarket because, you know, Ash worked in one. You can just picture the poster designer tapping the pencil on his desk thinking, "Okay, supermarket. Bullitt (East Germany) We're too terrified to make a joke. Easy Rider (Czech Republic) Well it would appear that this poor man has a dove for a dick, and is trying to fuck the horseheaded guy. Of course you have to tell the audience that the movie has a scene with a fly-monster puking. Japan repackaged First Blood as a kickass motorcycle chase through the city with Dukes of Hazzard-esque ramping of cop cars (bottom). Planet of the Apes (Poland) Escape from the Planet of the Apes (Poland) We knew we would regret asking that question.
QDB: Quote Database Home
nqtv's Channel
World Cup - Foot 2014 (Rémi Gaillard) 9,611,122 views 1 month ago To celebrate the 2014 FIFA World Cup, Rémi wears all the finalists official football jerseys whilst executing 32 incredible trick shots. A l'occasion du Mondial 2014, Rémi enfile le maillot de toutes les équipes qualifiées et... Réalise 32 tricks avec le ballon. Para celebrar la Copa del Mundo 2014 Rémi se viste con la equipación oficial de todos los equipos clasificados y realiza 32 increíbles disparos. Para comemorar a Copa do Mundo FIFA 2014, Rémi usa as camisetas oficiais de todos os times classificados e realiza 32 chutes incríveis.
Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
The Most Annoying People of 2010
History[edit] The 2008 show was criticised for homophobic comments about Lindsay Lohan.[1] [2] The BBC Trust's Editorial Standards Committee condemned comments by DJ Spoony and Ron Jeremy and demanded they be cut from future repeats.[3][4] Agyness Deyn won that year.[5] Top tens[edit] Ratings[edit] The 2011 show got 776,000 viewers (3.1%) on 26 December 2011.[6] Transmissions[edit] References[edit] External links[edit] Most Annoying People at BBC Programmes
PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people
Machinima
Machinima (/məˈʃiːnɨmə/ or /məˈʃɪnɨmə/) is the use of real-time computer graphics engines to create a cinematic production. Most often video games are used to generate the computer animation. Machinima-based artists, sometimes called machinimists or machinimators, are often fan laborers, by virtue of their re-use of copyrighted materials (see below). Machinima offers to provide an archive of gaming performance and access to the look and feel of software and hardware that may already have become unavailable or even obsolete; for game studies, "machinima’s gestures grant access to gaming’s historical conditions of possibility and how machinima offers links to a comparative horizon that informs, changes, and fully participates in videogame culture. Machinima has advantages and disadvantages when compared to other styles of filmmaking. Machinima productions can remain close to their gaming roots and feature stunts or other portrayals of gameplay. History[edit] Precedent[edit]
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
I’m still not completely sure what I think of the sit-com The Big Bang Theory. For those who don’t know this TV series, it’s about two nerdy, geeky housemates and the pretty but slightly dumb blonde who moves in across the hall from them. On one side it’s aiming very much to the geek crowd, with insider jokes only geeks will understand. All that aside, in this week’s episode Sheldon explains the rules to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, a variation of the known game Rock, Paper, Scissors: Apparently it’s been around for some time already (invented by Sam Kass), and has been floating around as a internet meme. It can be even more elaborate though; check this version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun, Dynamite, Nuke, Lightning, Devil, Dragon, Alien, Water, Bowl, Air, Moon, Sponge, Wolf, Cockroach, Tree, Man, Woman, Monkey, Snake, Axe, Fire, Sun.
schmoyoho's Channel
If you get this track, we'll scratch your back: to tweet: to us for more - Bean - LaMar - - - - - - VO by Mark Douglas - with Michael Onufrak: by Dan Millice: - Lowell Meyer - find us in other places: Lyrics: Oh every time I think she's mine I herpWhenever I think we'll be together, I derpOne day I hope I'll findSomeone who doesn't mindBeing embarrassed by me all of the time
