Operating Systems Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"Customer: "A computer." A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? After conferring with her husband, it turned out she owned a Macintosh with System 8.1. Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?" A kid in my class joined a conversation I was having about older computers. Him: "I have the oldest Windows ever at my house. Tech Support: "What operating system do you run?" Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on?" Customer: "I don't use DOS. One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure. Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98." My Friend: "What's your operating system?" Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'." Friend: "Does Windows 98 support Linux?" Overheard in a classroom:
Mozilla Firefox FAQ A Hitchcock guide to the novice, and a follow-up to your emails. - - - - - - - - - - - - Biography A small summary of his life work, and personal milestones. Filmography In-depth information on all his feature films. Wit and Wisdom Hitch was an incredibly witty and funny man; here are some of his most famous sayings All the Cameos Here it is, the big list of when and where Hitchcock makes his appearances in his films. Collaborators Hitchcock films are filled with great collaborators, from actresses like Ingrid Bergman to composers like Bernard Herrmann. Essays Hitchcock was a great entertainer and at the same time had a lot to say about life, art and humanity.
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35 Truly Dramatic Examples of Animal Photography - Noupe Design Blog Jan 20 2010 Sometimes we take wildlife pictures that we see in books and magazines for granted; seldom does it give you the impressions that they were taken easily. The truth is, photographing animals (especially in wildlife) is very involved, such a moment could only be told through some timely amazing shots. For someone who loves animals, photographing them can be both very fulfilling and frustrating at the same time. Excellent animal photography requires experience, knowledge and patience. Animals can make very eye catching subjects to photograph in wild. Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source
11 Identical Movies Released at the Same Time « Top Movies I just read an article that there’s another mall cop movie coming out. It’s called “Observe and Report” and it’s the “edgier” take on the mall cop genre, with Seth Rogan handling the lead role that Kevin James just rode to absolutely shocking commercial success in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”. Well… this got my friends and me thinking about other basically identical movies that came at basically identical times. And, without too much trouble, I was able to find 11 cases of shockingly similar movies that were released within months of each other. Here are comparisons of each of those sets of movies. In each breakdown, I reference the Rotten Tomatoes score — if you’re unfamiliar, Rotten Tomatoes is a site that aggregates all the reviews for a movie and gives the movie a score based on what percentage of the reviews are positive. “Deep Impact” (May 8, 1998) and “Armageddon” (July 1, 1998) Critical success. Commercial success. Biggest difference. Winner? Critical success. Commercial success.
2012's most anticipated video games Last updated 05:00 17/01/2012 TOMB RAIDER 2012: Everyone loves a bit of Lara. It may not feel like it, but we've begun a very interesting year. The industry has entered another transitional phase as the established dominance of current console platforms, now some five or six years old, begins to wane. Nintendo, once the biggest player in the market with the phenomenally successful Wii, has seen hardware sales shrink. Motion control, the would-be darling of the casual games market, has foundered recently with developers seemingly unable to, or uninterested in taking full advantage of the possibilities presented by Kinect and Move. Both Sony and Nintendo have continued to push portable gaming, introducing (or, in the case of Sony, about to introduce) new hardware into a rapidly evolving handheld gaming market. Fans of the original BioShock will likely welcome the news that legendary designer Ken Levine is back on board for this third instalment. Hitman is returning in 2012. -Gameplanet Comments
Sit back and laugh: 11 of the funniest stories told by comedians Story telling is an integral part of stand-up comedy. Most comedians, in some form, tell stories. Maybe a story comes as a quick aside to further explain the premise of a joke; sometimes it takes the form of an extended tag at the end of a minute-long bit. At times, a comedian will tell a story about his or her day to break up the more scripted part of their set. For most comics, the story is just one of many tools they employ to urge laughs from their audiences. But for other stand-up comedians, telling stories defines who they are as a performer; it’s not a means to an end. With that in mind, I wanted to list some of my favorite contemporary stories told by comedians and share them with you. JOSH SNEED: Let’s start off with a good fart story, shall we? Josh Sneed — “Farting On Jessica Simpson” by Laughspin LOUIS C.K.: As a parent of a nearly three-year-old and a newborn, I take great comfort in Louis C.K.’s parenting material. Louis C.K. — “My 3-Year-Old Is A 3-Year-Old” by Laughspin
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