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Modern Drunkard Magazine 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. 73. FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Funny Pictures and Funny Videos of Owned, Pwned and Fail Moments Comics, Quizzes, and Stories To my ex-husband... Dear ex-husband...I would like to clear up some of the lies and mis-information you have been feeding people since you have discovered Facebook and attended your recent high school reunion: 1) I did not "cheat on you" and cause the breakup of our marriage. We had been separated for the better part of a year, and I had already filed divorce papers. Even before we were separated, we had sex MAYBE once or twice a month for 3 years (BAD sex at that). 2) Thank you for blaming all your social shortcomings on me. 3) You told one ex-girlfriend that after we got married, I "turned into Martha Stewart". 4) I will let you continue to tell people I am remarried to "some geek I met on the internet", as that is completely true. 5) Go ahead and crow to everyone how you "got to keep the house". 6) You have conveniently neglected to tell all of these people that you are gay. 7) You mentioned that I hated spending time with your family...completely true. So I guess that ends my rant. P.S.

Little Bunny Foo Foo One of the more popular versions of the song is as follows: Little bunny Foo Foo Went hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head Down came the Good Fairy, and she said "Little bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you And bopping them on the head." I'll give you 3 chances, And if you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon!" And the next day... And 'bopping them on the head." I'll give you 2 more chances, I'll give you 1 more chance, I don't wanna to see you I gave you three chances and you didn't behave so.... An alternate version is "Little Bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scoopin' up the field mice Bopping em on the head! Then the Good Fairy came and said: 'Little Bunny Foo Foo I don't want see you Bashing'em on the head! Some versions were similar, but different: "Little Rabbit Foo Foo Running through the forest And bopping them on the head! Down came the Good Fairy, and she said: I don't wanna see you And bashing them on the head! I will give you three chances,

Another 20 games that make you think about life First we gave you five. Then we gave you ten. Now we are giving you 20 games that make you think about life. If you have developed a taste for games of a philosophical nature, then you should be in for a treat - we have some seriously innovative games here, everything from Elude, a game that explores the nature of depression, to Ulitsa Dimitrova, a tale about a street-urchin in Russia. As with our previous lists, we have focused mainly on free games that you can play in your browser. 1 Elude Developed by Singapore-MIT Gambit Game Lab, Elude is a dark, atmospheric game that aims to shed light on the nature of depression. The forest that you start the game in represents a normal mood. This is a gloomy underground cavern, with a sticky muddy base that sucks you down. 2 Air Pressure You will have to play through Air Pressure - a Flash port of an interactive novel by Bentosmile - more than once to truly understand the characters and themes in this game. 3 Symon 4 Ulitsa Dimitrova 5 Ute 6 Aether