ERUDITE CONCEPTS
If you're not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems: (He also makes his living as a comedian by the name of Steve Wright....) 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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Peg Delivered
Upload Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search ← hide menu Peg Delivered Flag By: Moushi (More by author: Most viewed, Newest, Most Thumbs) Holy crap guys! Comments(420): Leave a comment Refresh Comments [ 420 comments ] Show: Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page: Order: Show All Replies Show Shortcuts #168 - shadowrated (01/25/2012) [-] #224 - TheAssassin (01/25/2012) [-] A sign pointing to him that says "Saw the movie, never read the book" You know it'd be funny. #253 to #224 - themisstophat (01/25/2012) [-] This would be brilliant! #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] >Read funny >Laughed at stupid religion man. #252 to #246 - anonymous (01/25/2012) [-] I guess you could say... #249 to #246 - Moushi (01/25/2012) [-] Lol that must have been a while ago ^^ The pinkies are in the 680's now #234 - rel (01/25/2012) [-] Meth: NOT EVEN ONCE -----------> #214 - stopwatchingme (01/25/2012) [-] After him telling you you're going to hell.
12 Hilarious "I Have No Time to Explain" Posters
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Horrible Cards for Valentine's Day
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im a lady...pt 1
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Shakespeare Insult Kit
Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": My additions: cullionly whoreson knave fusty malmsey-nosed blind-worm caluminous rampallian popinjay wimpled lily-livered scullian burly-boned scurvy-valiant jolt-head misbegotten brazen-faced malcontent odiferous unwash'd devil-monk poisonous bunch-back'd toad fishified leaden-footed rascal Wart-necked muddy-mettled Basket-Cockle pigeon-liver'd scale-sided Back to the insulter. Chris Seidel
& so we sum it up &
I don’t understand your point. If you are saying “I am…” cannot be followed by a noun, you are wrong. I am a person. I am the mayor. “Person” and “mayor” are nouns.
Top 100 Best One-Liners 2010
1 I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. 3 Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? 4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. 5 Sex is not the answer. 6 Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. 7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 8 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. 9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. 11 Light travels faster than sound. 12 War does not determine who is right – only who is left. 13 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 14 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 15 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. 16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. 17 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. 66 I intend to live forever.
Funny Drunk Quotes
Drinking is a favorite past-time of many people around the world. It helps us relax, be social, and hopefully have a good time. Nonetheless, much of our drinking history falls from religious customs and ceremonies. Of course, being drunk isn't always what it is cracked up to be. Below are a few funny quotes about drinking or being drunk. A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.Steve Fergosi But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Ernest Hemingway My dad was the town drunk. I'm not drunk, all right. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin A drunk was in front of a judge. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.William Butler Yeats The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. Page: 1 | 2 More alcohol quotes:B - About drinking beer.
