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Little Words with Absolutely Huge Meaning - Use Them As children many of us hyped the statement, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” Clearly, it doesn’t take long to realize that words have far more weight than we want to realize. They influence thoughts, feelings, actions and states of mind. Even little words often have big meaning. Think about it. Whether you want to land your dream job, improve your friendships, save your marriage or retain your employees; the words you choose can make all the difference. The simplest little words, which we take for granted, have the power to hurt or heal, to inspire or discourage, to help or to hinder. The list below includes 18 examples of little words that have big meaning in the most positive way. Thank youBecause every single one of us longs to feel appreciated, words of gratitude make the heart sing. I hope you’ve enjoyed these little words with big meaning.

Andy Borowitz: 5 Approved Obama Jokes - Humor 5 Approved Obama Jokes Posted on Jul 20, 2008 By Andy Borowitz Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. The five jokes, which Sen. Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. A horse walks into a bar. Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book “The Republican Playbook.” © 2008 Creators Syndicate New and Improved Comments If you have trouble leaving a comment, review this help page.

How To… Embed This Infographic <a href= ‎"><img src=" title="10 How Tos" alt="How To Infographic" border="0" class="nopin" /></a><br />Source: <a href=' title='Interesting Facts'><a href=' title='Interesting Facts'>Today I Found Out</a></a> 1) How to drastically increase the life of your shaving razor Before or after you shave (I prefer before so that the blades are dry), place your jeans on a hard flat surface; then run the razor up the pant legs about 10-15 times quickly; then repeat running it down the pant legs 10-15 times quickly. The threads on the jeans then will very effectively both fix any tiny bends in the blades that inevitably happen and will also sharpen the blades on your shaver cartidge. 2) How to make your teeth whiter Baking soda makes a good teeth whitener. 1.

45 Things You Can Learn Online for Free! You know what I love about the Internet? You can find courses, tutorials and lessons for almost anything – and many of them are free. Are you interested in learning to crochet or designing your own website but don’t know when you’ll have the time? Have you thought about taking up an instrument or learning to dance but can’t afford the cost of a class? Would you like to perform a few simple repairs but have no clue where to start? Web Design from Scratch – Your Complete Guide to Web Design.Learn to Crochet – From the Lion Brand yarn company.Learn to Draw Portraits – I couldn’t draw my way out of a paper bag. This list isn’t complete by any means. Share This Post:

this is my disease - michael reid rubenstein this is my disease here i am age 6 stealing candy from a shop on Broadway here i am age 7 pulling a girl’s panties down around her knees while she’s swinging upside down from jungle gym bars here i am age 8 Jackie K shows me how to masturbate to this day i’ve never looked back that’s me age 9 creeping into my sister’s bedroom into her sleeping girlfriend’s adjoining bed concerning my sister she’s a great gal but i’ve never been physically attracted to her here i am age 10 with 4 grammar school buddies shoplifting at Marshal Fields department store we got caught marshaled home severely punished here’s me age 11 erasing and altering test scores in my 6th grade teacher’s grade’s book while class is out to recess here i am age 12 repressing my true voice and lying to my parents about everything this is me age 13 being shipped off to boarding school that’s me age 14 getting kicked out of boarding school then shipped off to another boarding school that’s me age 34 with my first puppy Taters

koikoikoi | Be Creative My Fridge Food - Recipes you already have in your Fridge A BEGINNERS’ GUIDE TO DRUGS FOR GIRLS « Viceland.com I am a girl. If you are also a girl, you’ll doubtless have been offered plenty of useful tips for life. Tips on things like how to hook Mr Right and not get into unmarked taxis, how to juggle both a family and a career and how to halve your vagina-age. But, good as that stuff is, (and it is great), has anyone ever taught you the basic Ys and Ns of getting high? Probably not, and that's why most of us are worse at it than boys. Here are some pointers for the beginners out there so you can get high without becoming that girl slumped in the corner of the night bus with vomit all over your shoes and lockjaw so bad your teeth have all snapped in half. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 5 AM This is a hard and fast rule for anyone, not just a girl thing. DON’T TAKE DRUGS WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD Do you really think that after three pills (if you're a girl, never go higher) you’re going to remember what time your tampon needs changing? WALK AROUND Double-dropped and still not up?

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