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The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. From the attic came an unearthly howl. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. Related:  mwillow

Top 100 Photos of the Year 2012 *Please note the photographs themselves were not necessarily taken in 2012, they just happened to be featured as a POTD this year. The pictures are also listed in reverse chronological order. There is no ranking amongst the photos Enjoy! Photograph by Robert Elves on Flickr Photograph by Stephen Wilkes | Prints available Photograph by George Steinmetz Photograph by Andrew Choy Photograph by Jakub Polomski on 500px Photograph via The Natioanl Archives and Records Administration Photograph by Caleb Charland COPYRIGHT© 2012 RMS TITANIC, INC; Produced by Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute Photograph by Jason Pope Photograph by Dan Fisher Photograph by Scott Robertson Photograph by Berenice Abbott Photograph by NASA/GSFC/SDO Photograph by Liammm on Reddit Photograph by haqbar on Reddit Photograph by Marcus Peabody Photograph by The Lost Gardens of Heligan Photograph by sleepychinchilla on Flickr Photograph by Scott Hutcheson (SMHutch Photography on Flickr) Photograph by Mario Neumann (scuba.hamburg on Flickr)

7 Lessons From 7 Great Minds Have you ever wished you could go back in time and have a conversation with one of the greatest minds in history? Well, you can’t sorry, they’re dead. Unless of course you’re clairaudient, be my guest. But for the rest of us, we can still refer to the words they left behind. Even though these great teachers have passed on, their words still live, and in them their wisdom. 1. “If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.” - Lawrence J. In order for us to achieve our dreams, we must have a vision of our goals. Action: Visualize a life of your wildest dreams. 2. “It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, “Always do what you are afraid to do.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson The best way to learn something is to dive right in to it. Action: You must define your fears in order to conquer them. 3. “All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Our thoughts determine our reality. Action: Create a list of your intentions and desires. 4. 5. 6. 7.

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When a photograph is not just a photograph !! Discworld: The Ankh Morpork Map For iPad Cut the Cable and Enjoy HDTV Anywhere | Cool Stuff About a year ago, my wife and I sat down to work through our family finances. With a baby on the way,(and the parents amongst you will know how muchthey cost) it was an opportune time to figure out where we could save a little money each month. Going through the finances line by line was revealing – one of our major outgoings was our TV satellite service. I love sport and movies, so we had the full package from our provider, but when we talked about it, we were no longer watching as much TV as we used to – and the programmes we both loved were available free to air. So we took the decision to cut the cord, and swap our satellite service for Freeview (the UK’s free to air digital TV service). Of course, that meant losing our DVR, so picked up a relatively cheap ASRock Nettop (the Intel Atom/NVIDIA ION powered ION 330) which could handle 1080p high definition video and came with HDMI out, so it was a cinch to hook up to the TV.

Top 10 Websites To Watch Movies Online For Free | 2013 We all love the idea of watching movies with just your Internet connection and a computer and no strings attached. Although some of you may think that this is not legal, i would say "why not try something ill-legal today". There are lots of websites which provide to watch movies online, no need to sign-up and in few clicks you are into the movie arena. Most of these sites don’t host the files due to legal disputes but they contain links to the sources, where we can get our hands dirty. We have Updated the List as per the current ratings, which are turning differently. IceFilmsTube This website offers you complete HD experience for all the movie. JustMoviez Just Moviez is an amazing website to watch movies online hassle free. WatchMoviesOnline Online movie streaming is trending nowadays. VKFLIX - is a highly recommended free movie site. Streaming-movie.tv Streaming-Movies is the most comfortable website to watch online streaming movies. MovieScout.TV MovieStorm.eu TvMovielinks Los Movies Nyoo TV

Windows 8.1 jsou tady. Projděte si 40 zajímavých funkcí 1.Tlačítko Start Microsoft vyslyšel přání uživatelů a vrátil tlačítko Start na hlavní panel. Stále mu však k dokonalosti chybí klasická nabídka Start. Místo ní se po kliknutí objeví dlaždicové uživatelské prostředí. Windows 8.1 s tlačítkem Start 2.Pozadí plochy jako pozadí na dlaždicovém rozhraní Pokud v klasickém rozhraní vyberete jiné pozadí plochy, tak se objeví také v dlaždicovém rozhraní. 3.Fotografie v uzamčeném PC Nově je možné jako spořič monitoru po uzamčení PC zvolit promítání fotografií uložených v PC, nebo ve službě SkyDrive. 4.Malé dlaždice V dlaždicovém prostředí je nyní možné používat u všech aplikací jako ikonu malou dlaždici. 5.Více velikostí pro dlaždice Naopak některé jiné dlaždice podporují změnu velikosti. 6.Vypnutí postranního panelu Postranní panel se objeví po umístění kurzoru myši vpravo nahoru či dolů. 7.Vypnutí PC pomocí Windows + X Již nemusíte otevírat menu, abyste PC vypnuli, restartovali či pro něj zvolili jiný režim. 8.Nové nastavení PC 9.Internet Explorer 11

The Egg The Egg By: Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. You looked around. “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” “Yup,” I replied. “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. You looked at me with fascination. “Don’t worry,” I said. “Oh,” you said. “Neither,” I said. “Ah,” you said. “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. You followed along as we strode through the void. “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “So what’s the point, then?” “Not so!” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. “Oh lots.

17 Web Toys for Your Procrastination Pleasure Sometimes you need to take a break from work and just veg out by doing something mindless and pleasant. TV or a game of solitaire is good for that, but both require a set time commitment. There are hundreds of alternatives on the internet in the form of web toys. These are sites that offer strange visuals, often interactive visuals, that require no real mental effort but might bring a smile to your face for a while. Vector Park has some great toys and games, some of which are harder to figure out than others. Ooh, cosmic! Staggering Beauty is a web page that comes with an epilepsy warning. Silk is an interactive drawing program (with music) in which you weave patterns of silky wisps of smoke across the screen to create horizontally-mirrored art. Sometimes you'd like to draw with many lines at the same time. Have you ever made colored sand sculptures in a glass jar? RGB is pretty simple. Cat Bounce shows you bouncing cats. Koalas to the Max is a classic that you may have played before.

Kanadská ambasáda potvrdila brzké zrušení víz pro české občany | Amerika 17. října 2013 v 14:15 Kanadská ambasáda potvrdila brzké zrušení víz pro občany České republiky (ilustrační foto)Foto: Emanuel Macoun Češi budou moci brzy znovu cestovat do Kanady bez víz. Kdy přesně by mohla Kanada víza zrušit, zatím není známé. „My samozřejmě budeme vítat brzké vyřešení téhle otázky,“ uvedl mluvčího českého ministerstva zahraničí David Frous, podle nějž jsou víza jednou z hlavních otázek česko-kanadských vztahů. Diplomatické zdroje dávají vstřícný krok Kanady do souvislosti s připravovanou obchodní dohodou mezi Kanadou a Evropskou unií. Koncem září se v New Yorku sešel předseda Evropské komise s kanadským premiérem. Česká republika by totiž kvůli vízům mohla přijetí obchodní dohody komplikovat. Evropský parlament navíc nedávno hlasoval pro vízovou reciprocitu. Čtěte také: Češi budou zřejmě moci cestovat v dohledné době do Kanady bez víz Pro Českou republiku to bylo výhodné, pro mnoho členských zemích to však byl krok zpět.

untitled 1. You can make a photograph of anything and anyone on any public property, except where a specific law prohibits it. e.g. streets, sidewalks, town squares, parks, government buildings open to the public, and public libraries. 2. You may shoot on private property if it is open to the public, but you are obligated to stop if the owner requests it. e.g. malls, retail stores, restaurants, banks, and office building lobbies. 3. Private property owners can prevent photography ON their property, but not photography OF their property from a public location. 4.

How to Listen to Music on the Internet for Free...Legally last updated July 26th, 2010 It's difficult to be a music fan in a world full of internet leaks, peer to peer and Bit Torrent. The allure to steal music is high and the incentives to pay for it are becoming lower everyday. So New Media Rights wanted to put together a list of great sites where you can download or stream free, legal mp3s and albums so you can avoid getting sued by the RIAA and support your favorite musicians at the same time. Table of Contents Do you have any sites for free and legal music that you use regularly? Spotify: Spotify is one of the most popular free services that allow you to type in the name of a song that you want to hear, and more likely than not, it will allow you to stream the song for free. Grooveshark : Type in almost any song or album that you would like to hear and Grooveshark will give you a streaming version of that track or album that you can play anywhere and at any time. Photo Credit: "iPhone + Headphones" by _Morrissey_

VIDEO: Létající robot šikovně natočil raketu přistávající „na nohy“ Jak bude vypadat budoucnost kosmonautiky, mají v kalifornské firmě SpaceX jasno. Jsou jí stroje, které se dokážou po vzletu vrátit znovu na zem, aby se ušetřily náklady za stavbu nového nosiče. Základní prvky svých představ firma zkouší na pokusném stroji Grasshopper (Luční kobylka). Jde v podstatě o upravenou palivovou nádrž raket Falcon 9, které už dnes slouží třeba k dopravě nákladu na Mezinárodní vesmírnou stanici (ISS). Nádrž je vybavena kovovými vzpěrami, které jí umožňují stání bez opory. Stroj pohání jeden raketový motor Merlin 1D. Že to opravdu zvládne, poprvé dokázal v září 2012 během jen tři sekundy trvajícího "poskoku" do výšky zhruba dvou metrů. Zatím nejlepší výkon pak první Grasshopper předvedl 7. října. A stále dál a výš. Stroj tak završil první vývojovou fázi celého systému. Verze 1.1 je větší než první Grasshopper, na výšku bude měřit přes 50 metrů. Nová verze podvozku by také podle SpaceX měla být podstatně lehčí, celková hmotnost má být méně než 2 100 kilogramů.

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