50 Hilarious Things That Siri Says
If you have been living under a rock lately (just a figure of speech, don’t take it to heart), then you might have not heard about the new iPhone 4S. Apart from a few spec bumps, one of the stand out features is called Siri. Siri is a virtual assistant that you have access to 24/7 (or at least when the servers are not overused). At this point and time nobody is quite sure how Siri works. Now you are trying to comprehend how in the world does this tech stuff relate to inspiration? Don’t forget to check out some of our other awesome articles! Please Note: Some of the following statements might not be safe for a working environment.
13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
Nature seems to have a limitless supply of creativity. From giant spiders to gamma ray bursts, nature has gotten more mileage out of the same old material than the writers of The Simpsons. But sometimes the things she comes up with are so goose-fucking insane they make Crispin Glover look like Jean-Luc Picard. We're talking about creatures that seemed to have abandoned all earthly processes of evolution to achieve pure horror. Like... Deep Sea Hatchetfish A.K.A. the Fish That Will Eat Your Soul Also known as the fish of the damned, it appears the only reason we don't hear their curse-filled lamentations is because they're underwater. They only grow to be about four and a half inches long, but their bite-sized terror is potent--they hide in the deep during the day, then rise up at night, returning once more to the abyss as day breaks. The Squid with Teeth (Promachoteuthis Sulcus) Looking like a human mouth surrounded by tentacles, this thing could have come straight out of bad horror anime.
Black and White Old Pictures of Pets
You are here: Home / Dogs / Black and White Old Pictures of Pets Keep in themselves represent a kind of memories, especially when they are on your pets … especially when you find something like this and these are pictures in black and white from the beginning and middle of the twentieth century … Pets Foto Daily Choose
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?" Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
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20 Most Heroic Dogs On Earth
If you thought that mans best friend only saved lives in the movies then think again. There are living breathing Dogs out there who put there doggy lives on the line every day so that we can continue to live our peaceful lives. So lets give them the recognition they deserve by at least knowing who the 20 Most Heroic Dogs On Earth are. 1. Gina Military Hero Dog Returns Home Stress gets to everyone, even our dogs. 2. Buddy is one of those normal dogs who rose up to the occasion when the situation called for it. 3. Baby, a 4 yr old Pit-bull, saved her owner when their apartment burned down. 4. Blue is a highly trained police dog who was able to sniff out the decomposing body of a murder victim. 5. Bandit was the new dog of the DeStefanis household. 6. Target was one of three dogs that American soldiers would play with while they were stationed at the borders in Afghanistan. 7. 8. 9. Chips was a dog that was donated to the military to help in the war effort. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17.
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Blog » Shoot the Dog! 45 Beautiful and Artistic Dog Portraits
Since ancient times dog is considered to man’s best friend. People compose legends about dogs’ loyalty and helpfulness. And when the helpful paw is not in need, dogs are happy to share some easy going activities with their masters, showing feelings and emotions so similar to ours. In this post you can view spectacular dog portraits depicting different traits of animal’s character. Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Source Related posts:
Croatia Tourist Attraction
Photograph by Jack Brauer All of the Croatian people I have met through my years have always talked about the natural beauty of their homeland. I always nodded in agreement because it struck me that most people shared the same sentiment, regardless of their origin. This says to me, that natural beauty and splendor are everywhere. Our planet is a wonderful place and there are countless gems like the Plitvice Lakes National Park in Croatia, for us to appreciate and preserve. The Plitvice Lakes National Park was granted UNESCO World Heritage status in 1979. Photograph by Roman Bonnefoy The National Park covers a total area of 300 square kilometers (116 sq. miles), whilst the lakes join together over a distance of eight kilometers (5 miles). The lakes are renowned for their distinctive colours, ranging from azure to green, grey or blue. Photograph by Henning Schroder The Plitvice Lakes had become a major tourist attraction in the late 19th century. Source: Wikipedia Photograph by Roybb95
