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16 strange, awesome Japanese commercials Commercials in America are not awesome enough. That’s why I turn my attention to Japan, a country that understands my needs. Whether you’re jonesing for pets wearing clothes or environmentalist bears or even cheese-headed guys who are just a little bit rape-y, Japan always delivers. A Green Bay Packers tailgate party might also deliver on that last one, but I digress. I call shenanigans. If you ever see me walking down the street, shooting invisible double handguns and saying “chi chi chi chi chi chi”, do not be alarmed. “Milk Seafood Noodles” don’t sound very appetizing to me, but damned if the cheese and pepper aliens didn’t convince me to eat nothing but this. Here we advertise Halls cough drops by showing someone acting like their throat feels soothed. Arnold Schwarzenegger (“shwa-chan”) made a lot of commercials in Japan. They may not have the NFL, but they can appreciate the awesomeness of a surprise tackling. GLOBAL WARMING PSAs Magnificent. TEIJIN (website) I want more like this!