Ms. Brown’s Classic Sugar Cookies | Welcome to Zombiewood Pines Like any holiday, Easter is, ostensibly, a time for togetherness, family and tallying our kills for the season, but really, it’s about the sweets. Cake and truffles and some classic breakfast rolls with your Easter Brunch. Me, I like the Sugar Cookies. Simple, crunchy and buttery, they’re one part snack and one part art project. Because, let’s be honest, a sugar cookie is a delicious canvas for frosting and sprinkles, to be shaped to celebrate anything: Bunnies for spring, Pines trees for Christmas, or zombies to reward your toddler for their first kill. But, whatever you’re celebrating, make sure you’re sugar cookie art project has a delicious foundation. Classic Sugar Cookies 1 1/2 cups of butter2 cups of white sugar4 eggs1 tablespoon of milk1 teaspoon of vanilla extract5 cups of all-purpose flour2 teaspoons of baking powder1 teaspoon of saltZest of one lemon Preheat over to 400-degrees. Roll out the dought around 1/2-inch thick on a floured surface. Let ‘em cool, frost and serve!
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