Your Daily Life in GIFs (4.9.12) When there are free samples at the grocery store: When someone is wrong, but they insist they are right: When your test is not multiple choice: When the doorbell rings and you run to put on pants: That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what someone just said to you: When you see a spider: When you’re sitting and your feet can’t reach the ground: When you’re in college and a class gets canceled: When you predict something and it actually happens: When you get new shoes: When someone asks if you can help them move: When someone tries to teach you how to dance: When you watch your parents try to use the computer: When the hand dryer is taking too long so you walk away and do this: When you fail a test and your parents say, “You’re better than this”: When you get a new task five minutes before it’s quitting time: When you finish a really good book series: When you open the fridge and there is actually something to eat: When you’re behind someone in a hallway who is walking really slow:
Rules from the male side! We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. 1. See a doctor. 1. 1. 1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. 1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. 1. We have no idea what Mauve is. 1. 1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.
Lots of Jokes - Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, And put it in my desk drawer. It always cheered me up. So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company.
Men without supervision Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone ElseBOOK RIOT To paraphrase E.B. White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. In my more giddy moments I think that a simple comic strip featuring Calvin, a preternaturally bright six year-old, and Hobbes, his imaginary tiger friend, features some of the most lucid sentences committed to print. And when I sober up, I usually think exactly the same. Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes ran between 1985 and 1995. So here, in no particular order, is a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear. (NOTE: Check out Part II: Sixteen MORE Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else) On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. On the tragedy of hipsters
Challenge Accepted | Fuuunny things Fuuunny things Challenge Accepted Category : Funny Pictures © All Rights Reserved. Fuuunny things Theme by SkinPress.com and Higher Visibility Round 4: Your Daily Life in GIFs (29 GIFs Internet, this is your life…in GIF form. When you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay: When you’re making fun of someone behind their back and they turn around: When you’re with a group and someone hot walks by: When you have that annoying piece of hair that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to: When you make a reference to a TV show and no one gets it: When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘free’ together: When all your friends are laughing at a joke about you: When you prove to someone that they are wrong: When you bump into the corner of a table: When someone likes your post on Facebook from, like, so long ago: When you enter a store and need help from an employee: When your favorite TV show comes back from a break: When you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pen: When one of your body parts falls asleep and it feels like this: When you say the exact same thing as your best friend: When your phone rings, but you’re too lazy to get it: When you see someone flirting with the person you like:
Jenny vs. Spencer JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way. Good point, Google Still life: Bent objects & OWNI.eu, News, Augmented UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. Fruit with life experience Zombies are nuts about brains Modest pear Literary interpretations Paper training our little dog, Frank A little cat doodle Photo Credits: Terry Border at Bent Objects View more In Pictures sets on Owni.eu
What Is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers… And that is what Globalization is. ~ source unknown ~