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Welcome to The SNL Archives Did you hear the news? Login Rage Comics Did you hear the news? Did you hear the news? Date: 08/28/2011 Full size: 651x2161 previous Siri Says the Darnedest Things As one of the staple features of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s new voice assistant software, Siri, and many of its unusual responses have become a popular topic of discussion. In fact, several websites have been created for the purpose of distributing some the technology’s most amusing and bizarre interactions users have had with the technology. We’ve rounded up some of our favorites and verified them on our own devices to ensure credible LOLs. Open the Pod Bay Doors Someone at Apple must be a Stanley Kubrick fan, because when asked to open the pod bay doors, Siri responds in the same fashion that homicidal supercomputer Hal-9000 did in the 1968 film, 2001: A Space Odyssey, stating "Sorry, [user's name] I'm afraid I can't do that." Source: ThisIsMyNext.com Lost iPhone 4 Prototype Joke Last year, tech blog Gizmodo obtained an early prototype of the iPhone 4 that had been lost at a bar by an Apple employee and revealed it to the world long before Apple's planned announcement. Beam Me Up, Siri

Thermal Physics Jokes As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal. Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. Happy eating! School of Physics, University of Sydney

Tattoo Idiocy I would, once again, point out that this crap is permanent, but no one seems to be listening to us! Nine Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions What happens when you insult the boss you’ve added as a friend and ask a friend if their child is stoned? The most hilariously awkward Facebook interactions ever: My Goatee Isn’t Stupid Why You Don’t Friend Your Boss On Facebook Putting Your Credit Card On Facebook…. Osama Vs Obama Facepalm Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions: That’s A Lot Of Likes Why Moms Shouldn’t Be Allowed On Facebook That Is Not How Internet Shopping Works This Was Not David’s Finest Moment And The Ultimate… Why You Don’t Cross Your Brother

Stupid Protestors Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Bonus: Protest photobombers are out there! Beware! Bad Tans Some are thanks to nature, some are thanks to chemicals, but one thing is certain: Sometimes it's just best to stay indoors. Sent in by Chris Vaughan Roller Coaster Funnies I have to admit, I've done stupid faces and stuff for the souvenir photo camera on roller coasters, but nothing compared to this. Weird Tattoos Some people don't seem to realize this crap is permanent!

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