Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days. SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity.
“This shatters all previous records,” University of Chicago psychologist Douglas McAllister said Monday. “In all of documented medical history, there is no case of a newborn taking less than four months to develop the mental faculties required to grasp the full extent of this existential nightmare we call life on earth.” “Considering he already comprehends harsh realities that many people spend their entire fleeting, shallow existences attempting to deny, Baby Nathan is quite the little miracle!” He added. Funny & Cute Owl Videos Compilation 2014 [NEW] 11 photos of Kate Moss - The Kate Moss Portfolio. Bangui prepares for pope's visit amid security concerns. Bangui, Central African Republic - "Have the streets become larger, or has the government started cleaning them?
" Theo is only half-joking as he lurches his yellow taxi from one side of the street to the other to avoid potholes and motorcycles. Part of the road from the airport to the city centre, and those roads around the cathedral and the Apostolic Nunciature, where the pope will be staying, have been freshly asphalted and gravelled - so freshly, in fact, that, mere days before the Pope's visit, the work is still going on. Along the route are banners welcoming the pope in French, Sango, Spanish and even Latin. Other signs read, "Minusca get out. Sangaris too," in reference to the United Nations and French military missions in the country.
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World map indicating the Human Development Index (based on 2012 data, published on 14 Mar 2013).[1] This is a list of all countries by Human Development Index as included in a United Nations Development Programme's Human Development Report. The latest report was released on 14 March 2013 and compiled on the basis of estimates for 2012.[2] In the 2010 Human Development Report a further Inequality-adjusted Human Development Index (IHDI) was introduced.
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After performances by artists including Tom Jones, Sheryl Crow, Neil Young, Beck, Jackson Browne and others, Dylan himself took a rare opportunity in the spotlight to deliver a 30-plus-minute acceptance speech. Expansive, funny and insightful, Dylan didn't pull any punches, calling out songwriters who had criticized his work while indicting Nashville and commercial country music. He was introduced by former President Jimmy Carter, and walked out to a standing ovation. Relax, don't do it: readers' photos of chilled out pets. Martin Scorsese talks 'The Grandmaster' with Wong Kar Wai.
Director Wong Kar Wai, left, director Martin Scorsese and producer Harvey… (Theo Wargo / Getty Images…) Martin Scorsese took time from his busy schedule promoting "The Wolf of Wall Street" recently to moderate a question-answer period while Hong Kong-based filmmaker Wong Kar Wai was in New York.
Scorsese lent his name to Wong's "The Grandmaster" when it opened theatrically last summer with the credit "Martin Scorsese presents. " The Grandmaster (film) The film chronicles the life of the Wing Chun grandmaster Ip Man from the 1930s in Foshan, his flight to Hong Kong after the Second Sino-Japanese War, and the events leading to his death.
The movie begins with Ip Man reflecting on martial arts, and then cuts to a scene of a fight under the rain between Ip and a dozen combatants. Steely Dan - Live at the Rainbow Theatre, London, England (05/20/1974) Pretzel Logic: Understanding Why Your Dad's Favorite Band Is Playing Coachella. Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends. NEW YORK—While having drinks with friends at a local bar Monday, Donald Fagen, 60, a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and cofounder of the multiplatinum-selling American rock band Steely Dan, was once again forced to defend his appreciation for the multiplatinum-selling American rock band Steely Dan.
"Look, I understand. It's an acquired taste," Fagen said after putting his group's 1978 hit "Deacon Blues" on the bar's jukebox. Top 5 Steely Dan Songs About L.A. - Los Angeles. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 | 3 years ago See also: Steely Dan Fans Are Assholes I've long considered Steely Dan the ultimate Los Angeles band. Why Steely Dan Belongs at Coachella - Los Angeles. So Coachella announced its 2015 lineup earlier today, and as usual, the Internet went bazonkers. Steely Dan Fans Are Assholes - Los Angeles. Wicked: film could be out as soon as 2016. ‘I felt like a piece of trash’ – Life inside America’s food processing plants. Orangutan in Argentina zoo recognised by court as 'non-human person' Pictures of David Bowie Doing Normal Stuff. David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again. New 'Game Of Thrones' App Will Make You Fluent In Dothraki Before Winter Comes.
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