In Praise of Concision Some guy on TV is describing how he fitted his automobile with a new skin: gluing them one by one, he has blanketed every inch of its exterior with beer-bottle caps. Or he’s recounting how he fashioned, from zillions of ordinary toothpicks, a toothpick ten feet long and a foot thick—something Paul Bunyan couldn’t lift to his mouth. Or he’s displaying the dozens of photo albums that catalogue, exhaustively, the individual stacks of pancakes on which he has breakfasted daily for the past six years. And as I sit watching, one of my daughters ambles by, glances at the screen, and mutters, “Whoa, free time.” Whoa, free time. Concision. AdamHad ’em. One of Gillilan’s specialties was light verse, and a sympathetic reader will remark on how the poem, brief as it is, formally does what good light verse typically does: with its unlikely rhyme, it smoothes seeming clumsiness (“Had ’em”) into antic dexterity. On a graver note—as grave as humankind is capable of—what about “Jesus wept”?
Le Beaujolais nouveau est arrivé Comme chaque année, les vignerons de Beaujolais nous envoie leur production, souvent qualifiée de fond de cuve, ou de meilleur remède pour être malade et ne pas aller travailler le lendemain. Le Beaujolais nouveau est surtout un symbole que les Asiatiques s’arrachent. Alors vu qu’ils nous envoient des « produits bas de gamme » tout au long de l’année, on peut très bien leur en envoyer une fois dans l’année… Près de la moitié des 35 millions de bouteilles a été vendue à l’export en 2011. En 2012, le nombre de bouteilles recule à 31 millions.
Top 10 Storytelling Cliches Writers Need To Stop Using Cliché is the enemy of good writing. We, as writers, are trained to kill clichéd phrases in sentences. But that's not the only place they can hide—they can infect the spaces between the words, too. Clichés can infect storytelling techniques. Need to build some tension? Is your narrator a dick? Want to get all writerly in conveying the plot? These are storytelling devices that pop up again and again, crutches for the writer to lean on and help move the story along without actually having to stretch their abilities. 1. Why it's easy: Describing a character when you're writing in the third person is pretty easy when the narrative voice is omniscient. Why it's a cop out: It's lazy, it's been done to death, and anyway, no one looks in a mirror and takes stock of all their features in severe detail. 2. Why it's easy: Sometimes you need to give a little weight to a character who's been sitting around and doing nothing, or make sure the reader is on his or her toes. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
The Art of Criticism No. 1, Harold Bloom Recently, Harold Bloom has been under attack not just in scholarly journals and colloquia, but also in newspapers, on the op-ed page, on television and radio. The barrage is due to the best-seller The Book of J, in which Bloom argues that the J-Writer, the putative first author of the Hebrew Bible, not only existed (a matter under debate among Bible historians for the last century) but, quite specifically, was a woman who belonged to the Solomonic elite and wrote during the reign of Rehoboam of Judah in competition with the Court Historian. The attacks have come from Bible scholars, rabbis, and journalists, as well as from the usual academic sources, and Bloom has never been more isolated in his views or more secure in them. He has become, by his own description, “a tired, sad, humane old creature,” who greets his many friends and detractors with an endearing, melancholy exuberance. What are your memories of growing up? That was such a long time ago. Almost none. I don’t think so. No.
Santtchez : Je me lave les mains au Jack... Pixar’s 22 Rules of Storytelling « Aerogramme Writers' Studio These rules were originally tweeted by Emma Coats, Pixar’s Story Artist. Number 9 on the list – When you’re stuck, make a list of what wouldn’t happen next – is a great one and can apply to writers in all genres. You admire a character for trying more than for their successes.You gotta keep in mind what’s interesting to you as an audience, not what’s fun to do as a writer. ThibLd : Barack Obama est réélu !! Writing Conferences - Creative Writing Workshops, Conferences, Retreats, Festivals Writing Conferences & Festivals A guide to writing conferences, writing workshops, writing retreats, writing centers, residencies, symposiums, plus book & literary festivals Conference Classifieds Sponsored Conferences - Complete Conference List Posted April 17, 2014 Chesapeake Writers' Conference at St. Application deadline: Rolling The Chesapeake Writers’ Conference at St. Click image to open PDF The Creativity Workshop Creativity Workshops in New York, Florence, Dubai, Crete, Barcelona, Prague, Amsterdam, Singapore. click image to open PDF Dylan Thomas' Wales July 8-15, 2014 Writer who loves to travel? Posted April 10, 2014 click for larger image Windsor International Writers Conference, November 13th-16th, 2014 Registration deadline: Rolling Join us for "Writing Across Boundaries," a fun-filled intense learning experience for published authors and beginners alike! Posted April 3, 2014 top of page The Frost Place Poetry Programs Moravian Writers' Conference June 6-8, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 Alabama
RomainDMoostik : Des images du dépouillement... 5 situations where it's better to tell than show in your fiction @ceti: BAH! Curse you both! This is a ploy with my co-worker, who only mentioned that I need to take this book from my shelf, dust it off, and read it already. You're all my Jiminy Crickets...Resolution #1 decided. @ceti: (My posts don't show correctly at times, so I apologize if this is a double.) Curse you both for conspiring with my co-worker, who only yesterday mentioned that I needed to take this book from my shelf, dust it off, and read it. You are all my Jiminy Crickets...Resolution #1 decided. Thanks! @Craig Michael Ranapia: Good example. That was pretty captivating!