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High School In 1970 Vs 2015. This Is So Accurate It Hurts. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives screams at him. 1970 — Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2015 — Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.

High School In 1970 Vs 2015. This Is So Accurate It Hurts.

Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1970 — Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.. 2015 — The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations... Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1970 — Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2015 — Pedro's cause is taken up by state.

Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. Here's What Happens When Parents Are Better At Texting Than Their Kids... Meet Hope, a dog born with dwarfism. The Smallest Dog With The Biggest Will To Survive! 20 Facts About Monty Python and the Holy Grail That Might Make You Say, “Ni!” Sitting at or near the top of many “best” lists (including an Amazon UK/IMDB poll rating it Britain’s Best Comedy) is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the bare bones little film that could.

20 Facts About Monty Python and the Holy Grail That Might Make You Say, “Ni!”

The oft quoted, silly and irreverent Pythons (John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam) share their take on King Arthur and the movie features each of the players in several roles. For my money, there are few funny movie scenes that hold as well as that of the Black Knight, it never fails to crack me up. And if any of you whippersnappers out there have yet to see this, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest…WITH A HERRING. Limited Edition Killer Rabbit Tee $21.99 ________________________________________ 1.

According to John Cleese, “The Llama is funny, like moose and Nixon, and fish of any kind.” 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. Limited Edition RUN AWAY!! 17. The hilarious TripAdvisor reviews of world's most famous sights  TripAdvisor users rip in to some of world's best loved tourist attractions One star reviews describe many sites as 'dull', 'overblown' and 'dirty' Niagara Falls was 'the most boring thing you could ever do', reviewer saidCouple 'unhappy' because Golden Gate Bridge's colour 'not as advertised' Stonehenge is described as just 'a bunch of big stones in a big field' Pyramids surrounded by 'overweight brits wearing see through leggings' By Martin Robinson for MailOnline Published: 12:10 GMT, 11 February 2015 | Updated: 14:40 GMT, 11 February 2015 They are considered the world's greatest natural and man-made wonders attracting millions of awe-inspired tourists from around the world every year.

The hilarious TripAdvisor reviews of world's most famous sights 

But many discerning members of TripAdvisor were less than impressed, giving Christ the Redeemer, the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls and many other sites one-star reviews. One said the statue in Rio de Janeiro was 'just a pillar' and described it as 'a pathetic and shoddy piece of concrete'. Monty Python’s John Cleese: FOX News People Are Too Stupid to Know They Are Stupid. Monty Python’s John Cleese weighed in on FOX News viewers: They’re so stupid that they don’t know they’re stupid.

Monty Python’s John Cleese: FOX News People Are Too Stupid to Know They Are Stupid

In a Q&A video, Cleese said, “I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.” “If you’re very, very stupid,” he says, “How can you possibly realize that you’re very very stupid? You’d have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you are.” He cited some research by David Dunning at Cornell. He says that Dunning has pointed out that knowing how good one is at something “requires exactly the same skills as it does to be good at that thing in the first place.” “If you’re absolutely no good at something at all,” Cleese says, “then you lack exactly the skills that you need to know that you’re absolutely no good at it.” “And this explains not just Hollywood,” Cleese concludes, “But almost the entirety of FOX News.” Copyright 2014 Americans Against the Tea Party. Things Girls Share on Pinterest (125 pics) Pics | 27 Apr, 2012 | Views: 278272 | No wonder men don't use Pinterest.

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