Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal Christian Nightmares Christian Nightmares Oprah Winfrey and homophobic Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson can’t wait to see Heaven is for Real (For a related video, click here Posted 2 hours ago 10 notes Fox’s Sean Hannity interviews Todd and Colton Burpo about Heaven is for Real and it’s comedy gold (For a related video, click here Posted 21 hours ago 34 notes Manhunt on for Christian cult leader accused of sexually abusing underage ‘maidens’ he ruled ‘like a rock star’ for nearly a decade at isolated camp (For the story and video, click image or here; Found here; For a related video, click here Posted 23 hours ago 26 notes Posted 1 day ago 71 notes 17 notes Posted 2 days ago 130 notes 135 notes 32 notes 86 notes 16 notes
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Press Office - Charlie and Lola press pack characters The Null Device The results of Eurovision 2014 are in, and, as reported here, the big winner was Austria's Conchita Wurst, a bearded drag performer, with a resolute and melodramatic torch song titled Rise Like A Phoenix. Wurst (whose real name is Tom Neuwirth) won a runaway victory, with 290 points and a string of 12s, including ones from countries who might otherwise haver found a bearded drag performer too transgressive. The runner-up was the Netherlands, 52 points behind with a rather nice piece of slow-burning Americana. 2014 was arguably the most geopolitically charged Eurovision Song Contest in years, if not decades; the kitschy music equivalent of the World Chess Championship of 1972, in that, within its formalised, tightly circumscribed arena, the tensions of an active geopolitical fault line manifested themselves. Well, that time of year is upon us again; that's right, it's the Eurovision final, this time coming from Copenhagen, and presented by Kaspar Juul from Borgen. 21:55 San Marino?
According to Math, the Worst Color Shirt to Wear on Star Trek Is Actually Yellow | The Mary Sue It’s a well known maxim that nobody wants to be a redshirt on Star Trek: The Original Series. The proud members of Operations, Engineering, and Security are the space-expendables, the first line of defense, the… well the ones who always get sent down with the away party full of more important characters and get murdered by the space monster of the week. Like, all the time. But what if, instead of considering this from the viewer’s perspective, you considered it from the perspective of a crewman choosing a line of work? Matthew Barsalou took this perspective and applied math to it, and lets just say that Kirk, Chekov, and Sulu might not be to happy about it. Barsalou’s findings were greatly informed by a bit of information missing from most Star Trek drinking games: the exact crew breakdown by color of the Enterprise NC 1701. Using what is known about Enterprise crew and casualty figures, suppose an Enterprise crew member has been killed. Then he does a bunch of math. (via io9.)