I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror. Australia. Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people... that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.
&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') ! = Just The Facts Australia is the largest island nation in the world, straddling the border of the Pacific and Indian Ocean. It has a rich and exotic ecosystem supporting fantastic flora and fauna...all of which were unfortunately eaten by the monsters that live there. From the Abyss It Is Birthed Back in the 1770s the British Empire discovered Australia and, after finding it generally unfit for human habitation, proceeded to send all of their criminals and generally unwanted peasants there...because basic human empathy was not to be invented until the year 1821.
Things in Australia that Will Kill You Everything. Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? You just walked into Mother Nature's Thunderdome, friend. The Hogwarts Sorting Hat. Hendrix-Cartoon.jpg (JPEG grafiği, 246x320 piksel) The grass is always greener in the middle of the ocean. Watchlist: Phil Jones. Tattoos1d.png (PNG grafiği, 610x629 piksel) - Ölçek: %86. Beards-full.jpg (JPEG grafiği, 3000x709 piksel) - Ölçek: %45. 7 things you really don't need to take a photo of.
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Han, Luke, Leia, that Nib-Nub guy who flew with Lando, all of them should have been death-starred hard in the face by the Empire -- and not just because of the Empire's superior numbers and technology. Darth Vader and his underlings planned every last subtle detail, right down to the color of the spaceships and Vader's own robot voice, according to what science says works. Will the Dark Side win in Cracked's Adventures in Jedi School mini-series? The only way to know is to watch!
The Color Black Is Scientifically Proven to Intimidate People At the beginning of Episode IV, stormtroopers blast the crap out of some rebel scum. Also, he does this. And It Works Because ... We know what you're thinking: Big deal. Yeah, but ... why? After all, black also makes us more aggressive. By the way, there's no way he could've brushed his teeth with that thing on. And choketastic space magic. Instead of this. Thinking Evil Thoughts and Clenching Your Fist Makes You Stronger. Marc Johns: Drawings on paper towels.
I did these two below in a Starbucks washroom: New to the site?
Look at some more nonsense drawings here. I originally posted these paper towel drawings about 2 years ago to Flickr and Vox, long before I had this site. They have since turned up on a number of blogs (and now tweeted by Ashton Kutcher and Rainn Wilson, and blogged by Urban Outfitters and Alltop), so I thought I'd get in on my own action and post them here. Oh, and one of these photos appears in Rainn Wilson's book Soul Pancake. Pickles can kill. Pickles Will Kill You AP Stats listserve archives dated: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 Subject: Re: Pickles Will Kill You Every pickle you eat brings you closer to death.
Amazingly, the "thinking man" has failed to grasp the terrifying significance of the term, "in a pickle. " Pickles are associated with all the major diseases of the body. Eating them breeds wars and communism. Nearly all sick people have eaten pickles. 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten pickles. 100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles. 96.8% of all communist sympathizers have eaten pickles. 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate pickles within 14 days preceding the accident. 93.1% of juvenile deliquents come from homes where pickles are served.
Evidence points to long term effects of eating pickles: Of the people born in 1839 who later dined on pickles, there has been a mortality rate of 100%. In spite of all the evidence, pickles growers and packers continue to spread their evil. Eat orchid petal soup.