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He’s a penguin. He’s socially awkward. He’s surprisingly easy to relate to, unless you’re 1) incredibly confident or 2) so socially awkward that not even a penguin can speak for you. We’re betting you’re somewhere in between. But wait, there’s more: Advice Animals on Reddit — Alcoholic Alligator is waiting for you.Family Tech Support Guy — CTRL F? 101220_cartoon_128_a12492_p465.gif (GIF Image, 465x438 pixels) Knowyourmeme. Or2dv.jpg (JPEG Image, 588x720 pixels)
Crazy_Lawn_Chair_War_Email_Chain. 26727.png (JPEG Image, 554x2553 pixels) - Scaled (30. Ten Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter. Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock. A diagram explaining the outcomes of the game The normal form matrix of rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.
Rows represent available choices for player 1, columns those for player 2. Numbers in cells show utility (payoff) for player 1, player 2. Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock is an expansion of the classic selection method game rock-paper-scissors. It operates on the same basic principle, but includes two additional weapons: the lizard (formed by the hand as a sock-puppet-like mouth) and Spock[1] (formed by the Star Trek Vulcan salute).
Rules[edit] The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time. Plenty of people know George Washington as the father of our country, but few people know, (and this is, perhaps, more important), just how similar he was in behavior to the Incredible Hulk.
Stay with us. As described by Thomas Jefferson, George Washington "was naturally irritable" and when his temper "broke its bonds, he was most tremendous in his wrath. " One time, in fact, he became "much inflamed [and] got into one of those passions when he cannot command himself. " Witnesses agreed that, after these sudden bursts of rage, Washington generally became calm and amiable again. Sound like anyone you know? Washington wasn't just a shirt-ripping comic book character waiting to happen, he was also an amazing general and, possibly, totally invincible.
Though that isn't quite as catchy as "This is Sparta! " Greatest Display of Badassedry: Making America. Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide on ass-kicking manliness. The last thing you saw before a brutal ass-kicking.