Thermal Physics Jokes. As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade.
Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg.
F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal. Happy eating! School of Physics, University of Sydney. Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) Things don’t always go as planned.
Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via via. The Movie Cliches List, part 1. The Best Of The College Freshman Meme: Pics, Videos, Links, News. Paranoia. Customer: "Well, I just want to know if I load this disk into my computer, won't other people be able to get into my computer and access everything I have in there?
"Tech Support: "No, that's not possible. "Customer: "You see it on the TV all the time. " Me: "DSL is a lot faster. It--"Friend's Father: "Yeah, but if you have DSL, there are a lot of threats. "Me: "Yes, that's true to a degree, but there are firewalls that--"Friend's Father: "No, but they can hack into your computer even when it's off and steal your electricity. " While working the customer service desk at Staples, a white-haired gentleman came up with a DSL filter and asked if we sold them.
Me: "Well, there really isn't a whole lot to it. I have both a laptop and cell phone that are bluetooth-compatible. Me: "See? I work for the computer help desk of a large university. About a year ago, a customer from Roswell, NM, called in to place an order. Customer: "Email! She has even assumed her imaginary enemy has superhuman powers. The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator.
Stupid Tech Support. Customer: "Hi, I can't seem to connect you guys are you having a problem?
"Tech Support: "Well sir, what dialup software are you using? "Customer: "The one you provided. "Tech Support: "And what version is it? "Customer: (says the version number)Tech Support: "Oh, that's the problem you need the latest version. "Customer: "Ok, how do I get it? " I hung up. I recently had a problem setting the video resolution on a new laptop. Me: "It seems that the resolution is supposed to be 1900x1200. I had just gotten myself cable modem internet connection, and I was having weird problems with it. Tech Support: "Well the problem is that you are downloading files that are too big. I had trouble downloading an operating system upgrade for a PDA, so I called tech support. Me: "I can't seem to get this download to complete. A friend of mine told me that when he was in junior high school (mid-to-late nineties), they got a computer in the classroom free for the students to use during breaks.
Jenny vs. Spencer. JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way.