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HUMOR: Chicken Philosophy WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. when one of the popular kids called one of my best students a loser, she turned around, looked at the bully square in the face and said, “Why? Because I'd rather read a book on weekends than go to parties and puke with you. Because LOL That was awesome. I would have loved to see the looks on the bullys face, as it was probably priceless. That sounds terribly judgmental. I can't stand this girls attitude and slut shaming.
Deep thoughts. Anti-vaccine logic. Thought of the week at Microsoft How I feel standing vs sitting. How dare you... I'm messing with you! Awesomephilia if you don’t push the shopping cart really, really fast and then jump on the back and ride it as far as it will go, then you’re already dead inside there’s a spider and a moth sitting side by side on my bathroom wall and i’m sure theyre exchanging ideas on how to kill me. aclassyhobo: miffeee: awesomephilia: rubenwho:
My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Your Daily Life in GIFs (28 GIFs Here’s a bunch of those little everyday moments put into GIF form… When someone says, “Think fast!” When you’re wearing socks and step in something wet: When your parents don’t like what you’re wearing: When you take pics with your best friend: - StumbleUpon Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Students are students In general, the life of a student is hard, but the student life still remains in memory as the most fun. And that is the sames all over the world. Marriage Humor Also see Domestic Engineering, Men and Women, Relationship Humor, and Parenting. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married that's their own fault.American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. (W. Somerset Maugham)Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband that the one she married.Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Hipster Link doesn’t save Princesses anymore DeviantArt user Dan Jones gives us a look at what The Legend of Zelda would look like in modern times. Strangely enough hipster Ganondorf looks the most approachable. He’s probably a nice guy too, since I’m pretty sure capturing princesses is too mainstream now. 15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment Aug 13, 2012 We’ve all been in awkward situations, our lives are full of them. Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. Accurate Candy Wrappers If Candy Wrappers Were Honest About What's Inside From Chase Mitchell on Illustrations by Jesse "Who laid a finger on my Butterfinger?" Eisemann. Comments () Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this Excuse me waiter, yeah, what the hell is this Share403 Tweet0 You might like: Getting real tired of your sh!t, Casio Saw this today.