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The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High Cracked.com's new book is now on sale. What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can't read anywhere else. Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article after Googling "Drugs Rule" should know that we've given this list about drugs a rule. To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test. So no Grateful Dead music. We're sure someone somewhere has enjoyed the Dead perfectly sober, just as there are probably non-Christians who listen to Christian Rock.
Family tree of the Greek gods Key: The essential Olympians' names are given in bold font. See also List of Greek mythological figures Notes External links Media related to Family trees of Greek mythology at Wikimedia Commons 15 Awesome Photographs of Animals Posing for The Camera We have compiled many cute animals posts in the past and you guys have always appreciated the idea of random cuteness but this time we decided to come up with something that is more of professional photography yet entertaining. In this post, we have gathered some amazing animal photographs that demonstrated the best use of animal photography techniques. Photograph by Scott Denny Photograph by Ksenia Raykova
The OSTRICH Story A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. At the gym: who is looking at whom - The Oatmeal - StumbleUpon All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2014 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP
Inspired by Garbage Bag Last week, we profiled Trojan's condom developer and chief principal scientist. But Trojan, big as it may be, doesn't have the market cornered on condom creativity. Startup Sensis Condoms claims that its products are simple enough to be put on blindfolded--and according to founder Beau Thompson, the inspiration for Sensis' QuikStrips-equipped condoms is pretty trashy. Thompson didn't always want to be a condom entrepreneur. Your Daily Life in GIFs (5.14.12) When you break up with someone: When someone on Facebook is fishing for compliments: When you’re in the club with a friend: When your arm falls asleep and you try to use it:
Dwight Schrute Knows Best Oh Dwight, you are the best thing to happen to the US version of The Office. The wry second-in-command at the Scranton office of Dunder Mifflin is famous for his obscure knowledge and comically literal interpretation of… well… everything. And so the Dwight Schrute Knows Best meme or simply, the Dwight Schrute meme was born: Enjoy the Dwight Schrute meme? Check out Part 2: The Return Of The Schrute Meme and Schrute Facts. Cynicism Humorously Illustrated by Eduardo Salles Eduardo Salles (Mexico City, 1987) is advertiser, designer, illustrator, writer and professor at the Miami Ad School. And a professional procrastinator!, he says.
Husband banned from Target - StumbleUpon Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs.
20 GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations (9.26.11) Here’s a fresh round of animated GIFs that perfectly characterize how it feels when we encounter these everyday scenarios. When someone steps on the back of your shoe When someone you hate says something funny When you have too much sugar When you see your ex after the breakup When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down The Most WTF iPhone Texts The iPhone may represent technological innovation at its height. But with some of these texts, it might be more accurate to say the iPhone represents people at their worst. The eight most WTF iPhone texts: Viral Shiz in Email 276.3K Amazing Shares Facebook 40 Pin It Share 124 124 Twitter 7 Google+ 6 StumbleUpon 276.1K Email -- Email to a friend 276.3K Amazing Shares × Some viral pictures making the rounds in email that you may have not seen. I got a giggle out of the beer top on the toilet.