Some paradoxes - an anthology E-mails from an Asshole The Wonderful World of Prison Inventions Someone once said that necessity is the mother of all invention. Prison is one of the few places where very few common wants and needs are fulfilled; resources are incredibly limited and ardently regulated. Prisoners, who are not content to only posses what "the man" tells them they can have, are forced to use their critical thinking skills (prison-genuity, anyone?) to craft what can be some very type shit. Cigarette Lighter Source With cigarettes being the go-to currency of choice for prisoners (at least the movies would have you believe this), there wouldn't be much use for a smokable commodity if there was no way to light it. Tattoo Gun While your in prison, why not get a tattoo to commemorate " the time of your life", and there's also no better way of showing your commitment to what ever gang you choose to join while in the clink. Pipe Just because you got thrown in the slammer doesn't mean you might not get the occasional chance to enjoy some weed. Hidden Shiv Razor Comb Rash Knuckles
QDB: Quote Database Home Imperial Stormtroopers: They’re Just Like Us! December 18th, 2008 by NextRound in Funny, Movies & TV They get hassled by 5.0! They read magazines on the can! They work at coffee shops! They get awkward boners! They mow the lawn! They make gangsta car poses! They hope they don’t get jammed up at second base! They shop for groceries! They enjoy long walks on the beach! They support their team! They take the express train! They drink forties when they’re off duty! They have poor friends! They have fat friends! They have slutty coworkers! They go down the slide at the fair! They bring flowers when they’ve fucked up! They chill out by the pool! They feel weird at their in-laws! They know it’s all about straight cash homey! They get stuck with the kids! They get drunk and weird on St. They just need one more quarter to get the stuffed Donkey Kong! Similar Awesomeness:
:: SLAY Radio - News :: Linux Live for CD & USB Superman & Friends Greet Fans In Hilarious Cards From 1978 - Com We've created our share of obnoxious salutational stationary here at CA, but as reinforced by the veritable treasury of "Superman and Friends" greeting cards at Andertoons' Flickr account, the truth is sometimes twice as splendid as fiction. Andertoon's massive gallery includes nearly 50 individual cards wishing recipients well and/or commemorating all manner of non-seasonal occasions through DC's trinity of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman plus Bats' rogues and at least one humble Captain Marvel appearance. The best part? The cards' content is technically all-ages and loaded with gags, but some of the best content stems from Superman and Wonder Woman's (and Lois' - Superman gets around!) Check out the hilarious gallery after the jump, but be prepared for a heaping helping of disbelief.