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Black Mirror / rorriM kcalB Khan Academy The Spoof - Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face transplant is unhappy with her new designer look. The donor, a 47-year-old dead man who was alive right up until his death, apparently had a large amount of facial fuzz. Reports say that he had quite a bushy moustache and a three-week old beard - slightly more than that of the average French woman. The crazy surgeons who performed the pioneering procedure revealed that the decision was taken to proceed with the operation after a quick discussion in the operating theatre over a glass of wine and a few cigarettes:"Most French women are quite hirsute anyway so we didn't think it would really make much of a difference to her," said the bonkers Dr Jean-Claude Stankey-Pugh, "I once knew a woman who was half-French and half-English - she shaved under one arm.
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