Crazy Illustrations By Chow Hon Lam Chow Hon Lam is a t-shirt designer and a humorous illustrator from Malaysia. He has been completed this crazy project called Flying Mouse 365, which is create 1 design per day. I hope his illustrations can bring some smile and entertainment to the world. About the author French Revolution Digital Archive Remembering The Day Team Rocket Won « Some people create art with paintings and sculptures; others use eloquent words. One man last year created art by destroying dreams. It seems only fair to recognize his evil genius. A 2009 Pokemon Platinum event in NY was merely a sandbox for him to wreak havoc in. Look at this man in the middle of his sinister work. That bottle likely contains some horrible combination of piss, water and children’s tears. Here’s the lowdown: Nintendo held a NY event to celebrate the nineteenth sequel to the original Pahket Monstaz, Pokemon Diamond. Remember, this was way back in the distant past of 2009, months before fans would learn of the upcoming Pokemon Black and White (because we had to move into the color spectrum for sequels when we ran out of every fucking element. I have a feeling that Pokemon Black isn't going to sell as well in the South. This was a document of false truths. Let’s be straight; this is a horrible thing. But this was art. Chad Quandt is an editor for Nonstop Karate Like this:
My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! Gramen artificiosum odi. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Nullo metro compositum est. Non curo. Fac ut gaudeam. Visne saltare? Re vera, potas bene. Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! O!
Les Nuits révolutionnaires Pour me soulager, je m'enfonçai dans la suite des siècles : je vis les hommes de 1992, lire notre histoire ; je m'efforçai de les entendre, et je les entendis. La sévérité de leur jugement m'effraya ! Il me sembla que les uns nous reprochaient d'avoir manqué d'humanité, tandis que les extrêmes, tels qu'il en est aujourd'hui, nous approuvaient. Je crus voir que toute l'Europe avait pris un gouvernement nouveau ; mais je voyais sur les pages de l'histoire, les horribles secousses qu'elle avait éprouvées ! + Lire la suite
PORTRAIT-DEX Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman &124; ... Salutations, internet ne’erdowells. Since I was a lad, I have enjoyed fine cinema. In those days, films were written and performed properly. With a dignified vocabulary and diligent diction. Alas, those days have gone the way of the dodo. Therefore I have put my quill to parchment and rewritten some of the most famed movie quotations as a proper Englishman would have uttered them. Related: Top ten movie-themed charts from I Love Charts.
Infographic: What Do People Read on the Toilet? Whether or not we are willing to admit it in public, many people read while sitting on the toilet. But what exactly are they reading? As you can see in the following infographic, the majority (63%) of respondents in one survey admitted to reading on the loo, and an even larger number (75%) have used their smartphone there. magazinediscountcenter.com Check These Out! Infographic: 24 Books to Read in Under an Hour In today’s world people have less and less time for reading, and that’s why we have seen the growing popularity of short reads: novellas, short stories, flash fiction, or longform journalism. 25 February, 2016 In "Infographic" The Periodic Table of Typefaces (infographic) If you like to read then you probably have at least a passing interest in the fonts used to display text in books, magazines, and on the web. 2 August, 2012
Working in the design industry is like being a dirty robot whore. From: Robert Schaefer Date: Monday 8 November 2010 9.11am To: David Thorne Subject: Artwork Hello David, Can you send me the artwork for our business cards you did last year. Hello Bob, I have received your email but no longer work for that agency. It's Rob not Bob and I already emailed them and they said they don't have the files and to contact you. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 November 2010 3.02pm To: Robert Schaefer Subject: Re: Re: Re: Artwork Dear Bobajob, You paid the agency to provide artwork and I no longer work for that agency. You are seriously pissing me off now. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 November 2010 4.46pm To: Robert Schaefer Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork Dear Bobsledder, I remember you from the meeting too (specifically your haggling over pricing and questioning why animated gifs can't be used on your business card) but no, sadly the Atari clad individual would have been the owner. Dear Bobupanddown, Fine.
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?" Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?" Lawyer: "Mr.
I walked out of the Brisbane Writers Festival Keynote Address. This is why. – Medium I have never walked out of a speech. Or I hadn’t, until last night’s opening keynote for the Brisbane Writers Festival, delivered by the American author Lionel Shriver, best known for her novel “We need to talk about Kevin”. We were 20 minutes into the speech when I turned to my mother, sitting next to me in the front row. “Mama, I can’t sit here,” I said, the corners of my mouth dragging downwards. “I cannot legitimise this…” My mother’s eyes bore into me, urging me to remain calm, to follow social convention. As I stood up, my heart began to race. I turned to face the crowd, lifted up my chin and walked down the main aisle, my pace deliberate. The faces around me blurred. “How is this happening?” So what did happen? Her question was — or could have been — an interesting question: What are fiction writers “allowed” to write, given they will never truly know another person’s experience? There is a fascinating philosophical argument here. The audience, compliant, chuckled. It never came.
35 Funny Illustrations by Tiago Hoisel - with Exclusive Interview Today we have the special honor to discuss about digital art and painting with Tiago Hoisel. Besides the great collection of humorous illustrations that he has provided for us, Tiago also gives precious advice and shares interesting information in the below exclusive interview. Amazing creativity, detail and fun are the perfect words to describe his artwork. The humor and realism are perfectly combined to depict real life situations or imaginary scenarios meant to make the viewer laugh and want more! Q: Howdy Tiago! A: My name is Tiago Hoisel, I’m graduated in graphic design in Universidade do Estado da Bahia. “Chico Bento” Q: Your illustrations are so funny and expressive! A: I always liked humor and realism, so when I started to draw I tried to bring these two thing to my work. “Teenager” Q: What software do you use and which is the feature you couldn’t live without, of that particular software? A: Nowadays 100% of my work is produced in Photoshop CS3, with A Intuos III Tablet. “Maria!”
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