Theory of Intelligence - The Best Explanation by Norm from Cheers. Theory of Intelligence ‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.. Valentine Cute Puns Love Quotes and One Liners with pictures. Chopsticks Funny Invention ~ Why? I always wondered who invented chopsticks and why???
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Personally, I’m not a fan of the portrait. Makes her look older and tired. “Lifeless,” “disappointing,” “ordinary,” “dull” and “old”, other than that, it’s not bad! Paul Emsley ~”I altered the color of the eyes slightly to match the color of the blouse,” “I’m interested in the landscape of the face … anything else in there is really just an interference.” AIG says thank you and then sues American Taxpayers. American International Group ~ AIG: Thank you America… now let’s bring on the lawsuit!
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But older people are happier and get more positive as they age, according to psychologists. The study found a more mature brain is better equipped to see the sunny side of life. As people move from middle to old age, they tend to focus on positive events and filter out bad ones, the researchers suggest. Older people cope with a negative event by simply shrugging it off and moving on, said the study for the journal Perspectives on Psychological Science.
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As We Progress Into 2013. Genie in Bottle Joke.