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40 Honest Advertising Slogans That'll Make You Laugh Nashville-based graphic designer Clif Dickens creates these hilariously honest advertising slogans, most of which, make more sense than the real ones. His work has been featured in leading publications such as Adweek, Business Insider, Huffington Post, etc. We’ve compiled the best ones into this list of 40 below. Update: In light of the recent celebrity photo leaks, here’s our addition to the list. Via Honest Slogans. Harley Davidson, Lays and Instagram would be our top three out of the list above. Love stuff like this? The best in advertising, design and creative inspirationThe hottest viral videos and infographicsUseful digital tools, tips and more

Urban Dictionary, October 9: Brofessional Honest Slogans | About Created and managed by Clif Dickens. Follow Honest Slogans on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. You can subscribe to the Honest Slogans newsletter here. Email me with any inquiries: clif.dickens@gmail.com. This is a one-man operation, so all tips are welcomed and appreciated! All slogans are (obviously) meant for entertainment purposes only. Lovecraft's Fiction - Alphabetical Order Below is an alphabetical list of Lovecraft’s fiction, revisions, collaborations, and miscellaneous minor works, as well as some tales that are not extant. The dates for each of the tales are based primarily on S.T. Joshi’s “Chronology of the Fiction of H. P. The Alchemist (1908) Ashes (with C. Creator Processing ... Personal $ Svg $20 ✓ Up to $75 merchandises for personal use. Merchandise $ License to use artwork in merchandises (T-Shirt, Mug, poster, etc). Single Use $ License for single-purpose non-merchandising use. Unlimited $ Unlimited personal or commercial use. Custom $TBD Custom license, with terms subject to prior arrangement. Please contact licensing@tagxedo.com for more information By accepting this license, you agree to the Tagxedo's Terms of Service, and you agree that you have acquired the right to use the source image to create the Tagxedo artwork, and that you indemnify and hold harmless Tagxedo and its employees and officers from any harm are liability that may incur. Please contact licensing@tagxedo.com if you have any question.

Edge.org Short Stories at East of the Web A game of Scrabble has serious consequences. - Length: 4 pages - Age Rating: PG - Genre: Crime, Humor A semi-barbaric king devises a semi-barabaric (but entirely fair) method of criminal trial involving two doors, a beautiful lady and a very hungry tiger. - Length: 7 pages - Genre: Fiction, Humor ‘Bloody hell!’ - Genre: Humor Looking round he saw an old woman dragging a bucket across the floor and holding a mop. - Length: 3 pages Henry pours more coal onto the hearth as a gust of wind rattles through the cracked window frame. - Length: 14 pages - Genre: Horror ulissa Ye relished all the comfortable little routines and quietude defining her part-time job at The Bookery, downtown’s last small, locally-owned bookstore. - Length: 8 pages - Age Rating: U The forest looked ethereal in the light from the moon overhead. - Length: 15 pages - Age Rating: 18 Corporal Earnest Goodheart is crouched in a ditch on the edge of an orchard between Dunkirk and De Panne. - Genre: Fiction - Length: 20 pages

Why Do Cats Bring Home Dead Animals | Cats Dead Mice It’s an all-too-familiar story for the owners of indoor-outdoor cats: You open the door to let Kitty in for dinner and what does she bring with her? A dead rodent, of course. Such impolite behavior leaves many cat owners scratching their heads. Why, after all, would your cat need to kill her meals when that bowl of Friskies is filled to the brim? Is she just a whole lot meaner than she looks? Before determining that their cat is simply a cold-blooded killer, cat owners should understand a few facts about what's driving their pet's behavior. Cats are, first and foremost, natural-born hunters, as recent studies of the effects that feral and indoor-outdoor cats have on bird and rodent populations have shown. Though they were first domesticated nearly 10,000 years ago, cats retain the keen hunting instincts of their wild ancestors, as well as the simple gut that allows them to digest raw meat. However, many cats don't eat their prey, and sometimes they don't even kill it.

Conheça o mapa que vai lhe dar uma noção melhor sobre o tamanho do Universo - Mega Curioso Desde pequenos, nós somos bombardeados com informações sobre o universo, seus tamanhos, distâncias, etc. São dados como “o planeta Terra está a cerca de 400 mil quilômetros da Lua”, “o Sol tem diâmetro superior a um milhão de quilômetros” ou que “Plutão está quase seis bilhões de quilômetros do Sol”. Entre outros, somados ao tamanho “infinito” do universo muitas vezes não são nem considerados ou levados em conta pelas crianças. Recentemente, tivemos a notícia de que a sonda espacial New Horizon, após nove anos de seu lançamento, se aproximou em distância recorde de Plutão e nos enviou imagens em alta definição da superfície do planeta-anão. Mas o quê esses números representam para nós? "Se a Lua fosse apenas 1 Pixel" é o título da página criada por Josh Worth Esqueça aquelas memoráveis maquetes que fez ou viu durante o ensino fundamental. Um pixel representando o tamanho da lua e como seria o tamanho do sol na mesma escala O pixel da Lua e o ligeiramente maior que representa a Terra.

ExE ASCII | Astrobaby's random thoughts A quick post here. I have already written a Teensy loader for this, and thought somebody might enjoy it without the device. So I decided to fill in a gap while all this craziness about BadBios is around… Magical text here (Will only work in DOS/Win9x/Win2k/XP) so fire up your virtual machines … and enjoy some Descent …. Copy and paste the above text and save with .COM extension & run.. Amazing what can be achieved in only 105 lines of ASCII data. Like this: Like Loading...

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